I indepthly appreciate the indispensable information that is being given the light of the day here.Please,I heard that otondos can exchange the local govt (ppa)they are posted to between one another discreetly as the posting of ppa is not specifically identified with call up number or something of that sort.Can anyone shed more light on this please

Welcome to kponke denge's news at 6pm.

D nysc head quater has catch fire. D nysc oga pata pata say d fire burn everytin down so de will build anoda office. Copas r meant to help in rebuilding it.

President jonathan has advise copas to treek to their various camps. He made dis statement abuja were he said walkin is good 4 d body n since transport is expensive treeking shuld be adopted. He advised does waitin to serve by june to sell gala on express ways n do labour work so de won't be idle.

Omabtse group has decided to train 3000 youth corpas d leader said dat d trainin wuld enable dem witstand any opposition de meet in life. Already corpas hav began registering 4 d training session.

3 Nairaland babes (names witheld) hav been confirmed pregnant as a result of this thread. The mods mr crazyman n ogbechi77 made d announcement at Nairaland headquaters dat d girls got pregnant by chating with their vairous boyfriends on this batch b thread.

Watch out for more news by 10pm dis nite.

I remain ur preseta kponke denge

#team brono#

m'corazon:
Gud day swerries.hw re ya all doin?
Tuk luv,hw u dey?missed u big tym,i was on transit thru out yesterday,dats y i couldnt cme online
Anonimus,hw re u dear?u still dey #team no team#?i hear say dem don close dat posting tin,as per d workings

yep its official now #Team_NoTeam..God is in control

CrazyMan:
OBS stands for Orientation Broadcasting Service.

Their job is to make announcements about camping activities...inform you about lost but found items and all that.

And yes females can join the crew.

Tnx alot

An0nimus:
yep its official now #Team_NoTeam..God is in control

Lol.gudluck wit dat

So new here, watsup house? Batch B all d way

m'corazon:
Gud day swerries.hw re ya all doin?
Tuk luv,hw u dey?missed u big tym,i was on transit thru out yesterday,dats y i couldnt cme online
Anonimus,hw re u dear?u still dey #team no team#?i hear say dem don close dat posting tin,as per d workings

I dey fyn swee, I missed ya on here too
U r on transit to or from where?

Pinopinoguy: Am a prospectiv batch b corp member,i want to knw d special tin abt nysc For me it is a waste of ones 1 yr for cryn out loud,but on dis forum i see ppl getting excited as if d hav bn offered a job in an oil coy.i wish nysc is scrapped.remember
N........now
Y........your
S.........suffering
C.........commences

Most people r excited becos its a stage poeple can wait to be done with and move on to d next phase of life. I cant jst wait to get my nysc discharge cert. and grab my job offer since its a requirement,

All she want is ur waist!!! ....currently burning...PASSING OUT PARTY in corpers lodge ifo local govt OGUN state...u ar all invited ooooo ,no time to check time...let's rock dis B12 waists b4 d B13 waists come july 16th

kponke denge: Welcome to kponke denge's news at 6pm.

D nysc head quater has catch fire. D nysc oga pata pata say d fire burn everytin down so de will build anoda office. Copas r meant to help in rebuilding it.

President jonathan has advise copas to treek to their various camps. He made dis statement abuja were he said walkin is good 4 d body n since transport is expensive treeking shuld be adopted. He advised does waitin to serve by june to sell gala on express ways n do labour work so de won't be idle.

Omabtse group has decided to train 3000 youth corpas d leader said dat d trainin wuld enable dem witstand any opposition de meet in life. Already corpas hav began registering 4 d training session.

3 Nairaland babes (names witheld) hav been confirmed pregnant as a result of this thread. The mods mr crazyman n ogbechi77 made d announcement at Nairaland headquaters dat d girls got pregnant by chating with their vairous boyfriends on this batch b thread.

Watch out for more news by 10pm dis nite.

I remain ur preseta kponke denge

#team brono#

dry. *yawns*

booqee: dry. *yawns*

Actually t'was quite funny 2me

BATCH B!!!!!!!!!!! ###TEAM LAGOS...waited so long for this time...

Please guide me people. I have a company that wants me to serve with them in Lagos and someone said they can request specifically for me. How true is this? If untrue,can someone please guide me on how we can go about it?

Thanks!!

Martowskin: All she want is ur waist!!! ....currently burning...PASSING OUT PARTY in corpers lodge ifo local govt OGUN state...u ar all invited ooooo ,no time to check time...let's rock dis B12 waists b4 d B13 waists come july 16th

I shall be there to rock B12 waist. Am presently in Ifo.
#Team Lasgidi#

tuktudicko:
I dey fyn swee, I missed ya on here too
U r on transit to or from where?

4rm Umuahia 2 Lag

mehn i cant wait 4 25th 2 come 2 pass

booqee: dry. *yawns*

U can be forming 4 me here I no dat we wuld serve 2geda in bronu state de I wuld hav u 4 myself.

#team bronu#

4 does dat waited 4 our 10 o clock news, we sincerly apologise 4 not bringing it.

Our camera man was making luv 2 the secetary dereby failin 2 televise d newss.

D gen was faulty n d technican we gav money 2 fix it ran away.

We promise 2 bring more news updates. So grab ur canes n get ready to flog ur various kerosine televisions 4 beta signals.
tanks

Kponke denge

#team bronu#

tuktudicko:
Actually t'was quite funny 2me

Tank u very much my friend. D doctor said am ok 4 now

Thanx so much @ m'corazon.

m'corazon:

4rm Umuahia 2 Lag

Wow swee, thank God u made it
Hpe seeing more of u online 2mao

Soom1 send dis to me

I waited 4 ya news....nat api @ kponke denge.

Yay!!! TeenWolf season 3 is out

tuktudicko:
Actually t'was quite funny 2me

i no follow u argue b4 na.

Martowskin: All she want is ur waist!!! ....currently burning...PASSING OUT PARTY in corpers lodge ifo local govt OGUN state...u ar all invited ooooo ,no time to check time...let's rock dis B12 waists b4 d B13 waists come july 16th

mehn! These parties are making sense. My friend thats currently serving in kastina, during their own party had a taste of a hottie during the kissing competition. I cant believe a batch is actually passing out for MY batch to take over. Really cool. NCCF..... I cant wait.

kponke denge:
U can be forming 4 me here I no dat we wuld serve 2geda in bronu state de I wuld hav u 4 myself.

#team bronu#

oh you're now on team bornu bronu?? No longer mali shey?? Well if d boko boiz are molesting u too much, holla at me at my osun camp..i have connekshun..

kponke denge:
Tank u very much my friend. D doctor said am ok 4 now

really?? Dats gud news! I'm happy to hear. But for how long till d madness starts again?? Just make sure u use ur drugs frequently.

good evenning all ikengas and ikengresses.
@chaloskida thanx for the info i got my own nysc id today.

Charles Shaw badoooo where are you? lol. ur sister's been down withmedication since two days now with serious cold and cattargh o. cold wan finish me.
PIAGET sweerie, my goodies 4get not
@m'coarazon the lovey dovey been a while how are u?

Menh Game of Thrones don tire me 2 watch..
How can Robb Stark "king of the north" and his mother be killed . Yet non of the Lannisters Is dead yet..Bleep

kponke denge: Welcome to kponke denge's news at 6pm.

D nysc head quater has catch fire. D nysc oga pata pata say d fire burn everytin down so de will build anoda office. Copas r meant to help in rebuilding it.

President jonathan has advise copas to treek to their various camps. He made dis statement abuja were he said walkin is good 4 d body n since transport is expensive treeking shuld be adopted. He advised does waitin to serve by june to sell gala on express ways n do labour work so de won't be idle.

Omabtse group has decided to train 3000 youth corpas d leader said dat d trainin wuld enable dem witstand any opposition de meet in life. Already corpas hav began registering 4 d training session.

3 Nairaland babes (names witheld) hav been confirmed pregnant as a result of this thread. The mods mr crazyman n ogbechi77 made d announcement at Nairaland headquaters dat d girls got pregnant by chating with their vairous boyfriends on this batch b thread.

Watch out for more news by 10pm dis nite.

I remain ur preseta kponke denge

#team brono#

LOL..Crazy MF
Shebi I bin tell yu say ur drugs dey ontop dt cupboard for kitchen.
Y u no tk am.

#That painful moment when you go to watch a movie @ the cinema and its total crap! ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

Pirowsky: I waited 4 ya news....nat api @ kponke denge.

Sowi we promise 2 make it up 2 u

#team bronu#