ideology:
3-0 Nigeria up

booqee: 6-1. Wtf?! i don't watch ball but this match is interesting.

kponke denge: Gud evenin everyone, we apologize 4 not being able to kip up wit our news, it was due to power failure. We wish 2 in4m u dat since we don't hav moni 2 buy fuel 4 our 4th hand "I-pass-my-neighbour gen, our electricians hav tap directly 2 high tension so we won't hav lite issues 4 now.

Here goes d news.

Piror 2 d call up letter d nysc oga at d top have announced dat 80% of corps members wuld be posted to d north.

His words...as u all can see, d north is very undeveloped. If d youth corpers really claim to serve their country, then they shuld come here n prove it. D north needs people like them so de can develope it, and if de die in the process, we wuld give their families a compensation fee of N5000 (five thousand naira only).

Already camps in the east and west hav all been closed down.

Reports reachin kponke denge news hav indicated dat phones, cameras, laptops, and other gadgets wuld not be allowed into d camp. D nysc dg said he enforced d ban because corpers use their fones to ping on d parade ground, their camers to snap girls and their laptop to do yahoo yahoo in the night. He therefore stated that any corper found wit gadgets wuld be decamped with the immediate effect.

Charles shaw impregnates 3 girls.
News reaching us hav revealed dat play boy charles has impregnanted 3 female nairaland members. D girls (names withheld) were seen fighting each other and even naked themselves in public over charles.

Charles wen contatcted said that he only inserted has dickination into their totonation to form omonation which would become a part of his generation, and his in no way emotionally connected to any of them.

One of the girls which is heavily pregnant is current in charles village and wuld miss the camp.

More news coming up.

Stay tunned.

booqee: what is hmmm?? Ur throat its aching u? I'd love to meet you too. I'm serious i'd love to meet everybody here. Its been one big house.

UniportPlayGirl: The names wil be pasted 1st and whr u hv been posted then collecting of call letter is on friday. Check ur names 1st on da board more days for collecting of d letter. 9ja 3-haiti 1 sha 9ja players ar selfish while haiti fans ar roarinnnnnnnn

UniportPlayGirl: The names wil be pasted 1st and whr u hv been posted then collecting of call letter is on friday.

Wifeysist:

Guy lwkmd...this is so funny

yinkard4me: I don dey school... We suppose meet asper Abusite nairalander na.... Wen u dey boil in?

yinkard4me: oga Calm D, she nor b Abusite, na my pershonal pershon.

booqee: they made a mistake in my name dats why i haven't collected the cert. On my NOR, my name was spelt as olubunkola instead of olubukola, and since it will reflect like dat on my cert, i've written a letter for the correction, i'm told it won't be ready anytime soon.

clems88: U nid your statement of result and I.D Card

osigiepurr: @Geewah: Dis is not a matter of BP or DP.......its all about intellectual packaged information dat ll save u from so many embarrassments. Trust me!
Did u guys ever bother to ask d so called NYSC co-ordinator about d acceptance of JAMB ADMISSION LETTERS at camp during d seminar, if at all she did not say anything about it.

Ifeminikan1:




Thanks. I wish I am posted to a very gud place. Pls pray for me that I will not miss it! In jesus name

osigiepurr:

Some people were in school (Academic affairs unit) at d early hours of today with similar complains about d errors on their names dat reflected on their NOR. The secretary to Deputy Registrar (DR) told d affected students to write a letter through d Registrar to d VC so dat they can rectify d errors during d certificate printout. I dont know if u are aware of dis piece of info sha.

UniportPlayGirl: The names wil be pasted 1st and whr u hv been
posted then collecting of call letter is on friday. Check ur names 1st
on da board more days for collecting of d letter. 9ja 3-haiti 1 sha 9ja
players ar selfish while haiti fans ar roarinnnnnnnn

sha i hope to "Collecting" my own call up letr by friday

yinkard4me: I don dey school oh... Main gate tynx 2mao nyt na....

clems88: Y iz this room so dried

osigiepurr:

Guy, i believe u......

booqee: i wrote the letter three weeks ago, but the same secretary to the DR told us to address the letter to the Deputy registrar not vc, and attach a photocopy of our NOR. Wetin be all this sef?? Well i'll wait and see

warajaina:
was d list pasted or did u check it underground?