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Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by promzy555(m): 6:11pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
[/color][color=#000099] Akpors and Gideon entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, Gideon steals 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store, Gideon says to Akpors : "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that". Akpors replies : "You want to see something better, lets go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and Akpors says to the Shop keeper : "Do you want to see magic ?" Shop keeper replies :"Yes." Akpors says : "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he eats it. He asks for the second, and he eats that as well. He asks for the third, and finishes that one too. The shop keeper asks : "But where's the magic ?" Akpors replies : "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them. Gud evening, everyone! |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 6:14pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
van Kossy : U want to kill urself by urself? I've been nairalanding all day oh! How far Baby-G..... U dey hear from am? |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 6:18pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Information reachn me nw has it dat d student afairz has given faculties up till thursday to compile and submit all d cleared studnts dat came in thru predegree. For d proper 'regularization' wit jamb. As for doz dat came in thru Pume, names are being formatted into the nysc template. #Uniport |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Shegman22(m): 6:23pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Akpors visit an hotel After knoking Discussn goes thus: Akpor: hello pls am looking 4 juilet. Lady: sorry dirty guy rough and stinky like u dont look 4 expensive Juilet..! Akpors: am expensive I have money..,(hearing the discussion going on Juilet came to them) Juilet: am Juilet what did u want? Akpors: I need to see u..! Juilet: b4 any guy can see me talkless of sleeping with me., he must hand me #50,000, suprising akpors brought out the money and they went in 4 about 5hrs..! The next day Akpors come back again.! Akpors: I want to see Juilet. Juilet came and Demand 4 another #50,000 saying d same words, akpors dips his hand into his and bring out the money..., This also happened on the 3rd day.., as they finished with what they had Done Akpors said I really enjoy You.., then Juilet asked what happen Mr. Man no guy has ever had sex with me, 3 times in a row and give me such money.., are U rich Like that? Akpors replied did u know Mr. Eazy at the end of the street., she replied yes he his my former Boss where I worked b4.., ok..Mr Eazy said u forgot ur bag in his shop with #150,000 so he sent me to give u..! Gbam||| the girl fainted |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by vanKossy(m): 6:27pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Imanuelle:Boss baby-G dey o.ehn dey my 2go we dey chat steady steady. As for ur last Post,when do you think school will Paste the list since they gave them till Thursday? |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by HalimasexyDiva(f): 6:31pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
July should do and come please. My Dad says Akwa Ibom is not bad and has agreed to work it for me there. @Charles please get in touch with me. I can't wait to wear my khaki up and down. Please does any one know if medical doctors are given any responsibilities in camp like treating patients? Cos i'd love to volunteer for such stuffs. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
van Kossy : D last time i met a lady @ the DSA, she said they were still typing and formatting, so, hopefully, 2weeks or less. Count from nxt week tho. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 6:49pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Halima_sexyDiva: July should do and come please. There's the Red Cross for you, if u're interested. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by UniportPlayGirl(f): 6:52pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Imanuelle: Information reachn me nw has it dat d student afairz has given faculties up till thursday to compile and submit all d cleared studnts dat came in thru predegree. For d proper 'regularization' wit jamb.f |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 7:06pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
UniportPlayGirl: f Jamb students whose graduation status has been verified by the senate on or before 27th of march, and names forwarded to DSA by their faculties, and have submitted their jamb results/admission letters will have their names published on the board soonest. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by An0nimus: 7:07pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Unimke_Ak:you know whatsup.. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by HalimasexyDiva(f): 7:12pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
@shegman22 and @promzzy555, quite hilarious joke y'all got up in there. @immanuelle thanks alot i appreciate. Surprisingly i work on shift with Red Cross in Abuja. This house is indeed a family. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by scampy(m): 7:28pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Kenny_vikky: @charles na u sabi,se u dey jealous scampy ni |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Uniquexty(f): 7:53pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
With what is going on in this family house, i need to hook up asap to avoid the trauma that comes with HBP. Who's interested? |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 8:09pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Halima_sexyDiva: July should do and come please. [quote author=Halima_sexyDiva] iight. Wow das great!!! We r gonna roc camp 2geda. Alhamdulilah! Lol. #TeamAkwaIbom: Piaget(f) Uniquexty(f) Halima_sexyDiva(f) Charles Shaw Mikigen(m) BarryP(m) 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by An0nimus: 8:15pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Uniquexty: With what is going on in this family house, i need to hook up asap to avoid the trauma that comes with HBP. Who's interested?pick anyone abi you want us to woo you? |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by An0nimus: 8:16pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Charlses shaw fit get bedspace for this thread sha..always online 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 8:17pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Uniquexty: With what is going on in this family house, i need to hook up asap to avoid the trauma that comes with HBP. Who's interested?Honey do'u want 2 cheat on me?? Hav u 4gotten i own evry female in dis house? My sweet ikengress, my tomatoe jos, my elewe ukwú egbu'ewu, no jus try am o! |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 8:20pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
An0nimus: Charlses shaw fit get bedspace for this thread sha..always onlineLwkmd o! U jus made my computer fall off. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 8:24pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
An0nimus:Start with 'Baby can i toast u?' Then u proceed to 'Baby i love you' oya baby talk ur own. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 8:35pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Wey piaget sef, i neva see d onye ara babe today. Mek una no vex o, veri soon i'll embark on sabbaticals |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Uniquexty(f): 8:49pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
An0nimus:exactly what i want. You should know nw. I'm as precious as rubbies. And na correct toasting me i want. Sha, dix days, guys too dey lazy to chase gals.... But we worth more dan d chase. So u guys can get a lil exercise. @ charles, after shattering and piecesing my heart, u c.ome to call me tomatoe jos. Jide mmuo gi aka o. I resign officially as one of ur wives. VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!! |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by An0nimus: 8:51pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Uniquexty: exactly what i want. You should know nw. I'm as precious as rubbies. And na correct toasting me i want. Sha, dix days, guys too dey lazy to chase gals.... But we worth more dan d chase. So u guys can get a lil exercise. @ charles, after shattering and piecesing my heart, u c.ome to call me tomatoe jos. Jide mmuo gi aka o. I resign officially as one of ur wives. VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!theres a wooing thread on the romance section. wooers plenty there..no say na me teh you ooo |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by An0nimus: 8:55pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Charles Shaw: Lwkmd o! U jus made my computer fall off...you even dey computer sef, no wonder. na to just bookmark this page keep and dey hibernate system when you wan sleep then continue for morning ..no mind me jare, if you leave here the place go dry small. your wives need you |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Uniquexty(f): 9:00pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
An0nimus:#eyes him and looks ahead.# next? #sulking# You have forgotten that i have long legs in this section. Just a phone call and you'r a goner. Better tel me sorry now |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 9:01pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
My food don dey cold o! Na beans nd plantain shaa... G'nite my belovd ones. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:06pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
@Winnie, no news yet o... my contact on campus said today or tomorrow, nothing concrete. Evening house. Trust y'al had a fab day. |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by An0nimus: 9:14pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Uniquexty: #eyes him and looks ahead.# next? #sulking# You have forgotten that i have long legs in this section. Just a phone call and you'r a goner. Better tel me sorry nowlol I laugh in hieroglyphics..I'm single, not searching just observing |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by payneleex(m): 9:22pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Like seriously, I guess d introduction of Halimat has suddenly added some vibes into dis thread!It's becomin more interesting day by day!!! Well thumps up chales shaw, Halima, Piaget, Uniquexty, mikigen, Hopeyemmy, winniedpooh, Anonimous, Immanuelle and co....u guys rock! Nothing is more certain than Batch 'B'. July shld jes come aidy!! #TeamKano noni |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Shegman22(m): 9:26pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Charles Shaw:make I join you? |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:28pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
na so bro... biko, u an oouite? payne_leex: Like seriously, I guess d introduction of Halimat has suddenly added some vibes into dis thread!It's becomin more interesting day by day!!! Well thumps up chales shaw, Halima, Piaget, Uniquexty, mikigen, Hopeyemmy, winniedpooh, Anonimous, Immanuelle and co....u guys rock! Nothing is more certain than Batch 'B'. July shld jes come aidy!! |
Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:39pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
hopeyemmy: @Winnie, no news yet o... my contact on campus said today or tomorrow, nothing concrete. Evening house. Trust y'al had a fab day.Kk thanks |
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