mistaswag:

too late nigguh

guy i like the way u rap, thou u hardly freestyle... buh the few i saw, make sense die!

u always keeping ur verse short n sensible unlike other ninjaz in diz thread(dey too dey long tin,atlast he no go cum make sense)... swag i will luv to see more from u soon

sleakid: FINALS QUALIFIERS
-LOST SCRIPTS
-BLUD MAFIAS

Details of how the battle will look like and related issues will be disclosed shortly..

STAY TUNED-
Still yah HOST ILLmatic SLEAK et MURphysmallz

guy u dey try ooo... weldone sha

ILL SHIT Niqquh:

guy i like the way u rap, thou u hardly freestyle... buh the few i saw, make sense die!

u always keeping ur verse short n sensible unlike other ninjaz in diz thread(dey too dey long tin,atlast he no go cum make sense)... swag i will luv to see more from u soon

*blushinq* tanx niqquh i really apreciate diz

mistaswag:

*blushinq* tanx niqquh i really apreciate diz

u'r welcum.. jes sayin my mind thou

Lost-scripts and blud-mafias, yhu have less than 15hours to send yah bars

sleakid,u sure thix guyx know they are supposed to drop tomorrow? becox I think KASTIEL said sunmmin like comminn back on Monday! I think sumbody sud call him and tell him

and Deadscrollx,u musnt lose mehn...u know am outta thix tourney because of u! I hope ur linex are ready!

KAS WE REALLY NID TA TALK BRO..

smh,,,,

For finals.. Send yah bars if yhu haven't done so

When ar3 d lin3s dropping? Cant wait to s33 this!

No lines yet? Tot u guys said 11:30am was d deadline ?

Wats happ3ning to d finals? I k33p coming and coming to ch3ck,still same story?

Is sleakid still vexing? Because why are there no lines here?

went tru alotta trouble to com down ere mayne! --- have sent ma barz since yesterdai ßro --check ur fß

Watchinq-- -ßLuÐ

sleak chek ya inbox on fb..

Bars and further details coming up soon.. Stay tuned

sleakid: Bars and further details coming up soon.. Stay tuned

watchinq...

FINALS ... Last blood
The tourney startd when immortal bars went against lost scripts.. And lost scripts won,
Blud mafias against metaverse, of course blud mafias won and phreaks against capital cyphers which phreaks lost againts capital cyphers..
Thus lost scripts, blud mafias and capital cyphers officially qualified for round two..
Well it didn't end their, among the groups that lost, a battle was set for them which was called a tripple threat.. And one group was expected to defeat the other groups..
Twas a battle between immortal bars vs metaverse vs phreaks.. And to our greatest suprised, metaverse had to murd the other two groups which made em qualify for round two..
Two two fixtures was as thus:
Lostscripts vs metaverse, after lyrics were dropped, verdicts came up and twas a tie.. A representative in each group was choosen to spit one bar each.. Well, lostscripts came up harder and dey carried the other of the day which led them to finals..
Blud mafias vs capital cyphers... Funny how hopes are lost easily.. Twas a hell of a battle bt at the end, blud mafias defeated capital cyphers which made em qualify for finals..
Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the groups battling for finals
LOST SCRIPTS vs BLUD MAFIAS

After this battle, we'l all know the following:
-the group dat wins automatically holds the belt as the best group 2013 till its defeated or another tag tourney comes up again...
individual awards
-man of the match i.e best emcee overall: as it wuld be recorded by ojoawo
-best punchliner
-best wordplayer
-best metaphor spitter
-best multi-syllable ryhmer

BATTLE DETAILS
LOST-SCRIPTS vs BLUD-MAFIAz
VERSES DROP in few seconds

RULES
-8bars/16lines.. As usually each member spits 4bars/8lines
-no biting
-no recycling
-no stressing.. Keep verses short..
-no sstupid comments..
-no question of judges.. VERY IMPORTANT

CRITERIAS
1-FLOW 1points
2-METAPHORz 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 2points
5-MULTIEz 2points
6-CREATIVITY 2points
7-VOCAB 1point
8-OPENER 1point
9-CLOSER 1point
10-PERSONALS with links 3points
11-GANGSTER 2points
DEFAULT VOTERS
-OJOAWO
-KHIMWHYTE
-MURPHY

I'D RATHER DIE THAN LIVE TO LOOSE

Still yah host ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHYsmallz

LOST SCRIPTZ

RAP MAESTRO
-We goin 'HI-HER(higher)',m sure we gat no prob witt GRAVITY/cos evn if we were served 'grave-in-a-Tea',we'll still drink it lyk its a concotion 2 live 4 ETERNITY/m guessing yo downfall z gonna b lyk a 'PEAK' in our 'T'(PEAK is a milk,and also means high,IN T 4 tea and T 4 d Tourney,diqq)//Maestro z goin 'HEARD-HER(harder)' lyk 'HERB-O-KEY(aboki)' MAN-TOOL/just cos i spitt ENGLISH doesnt make me a BRITISH...u fool/my spit devour u quickly lyk u meekly fell in a mud,yo still DIED witt no help frm 'DEATH-HALL(dettol) COOL//ma punches raining hard on ya face,dat even SLEAK gat 2 add,'IS-DAT-UR-'NOSE-REAL(nostril)/cos it has 'GUN(gone)' flexible lyk 'RUB-HER-BAND(rubber band)' in a kerosene,act pulled in da oldies/Jeez,killed ya and had yo piq's pork 4 feast wit GARRI witt ma homies//u've grown soo much frm a 'CHEEK(chick) to ma 'PEE-COCK(peacock)'/i pop lyk cork of champagne straight into ur gutt/dat ur intestine will b EXITED thru d 'BACKWAY' or a$shole in ya 'BODY-FAULT(fort)/killed 3 pple,U-URSELF-and-DA-BLUD MAFIAZ wit just a single 'SHUT(shot)/dont knw how i pulled dat stunt cos i ain't 'JACK-ITCH-ANN(jackie chan)' dat stunt on a f**kn TRUCK//we've found d LOST SCRIPTZ,thnx 2 da DEADSCROLLZ/we gonna unveil d 'RISE ND FALL' of dis faqqs,usin thier BLUD as ink 2 write on d WALLS/f**k,we've murdered dem in such a way dat u'll only recoqnise dem thru thier BALLS//lyk 'HOE-WORD(howard)' WEBB,if u add 'HERB-RAM-OF-ISH(abrahmovic)' 2 ya CHELSEA,i'll 'steal(still)' MAN-U/f**k u/u form fine boi,sotey u shout FINE U/damn U/U go hairy body al ova u dat if Obasanjo got 2 knw u,he'll 'CCUM-FARM(confirm)' U//Heard d teacher say '4 ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTANT' f**k,'RAP POLLUTION' was nt mentioned cos dis niqqs put dents on anythn dy spitt/even yo b1tch knws cos wheneva u insert ya d1ck into her 'puss',she alwayz thnk of d strongest 'ACID-2-WASH-HER-CLIT'//ama MOW u lyk i'm a 'GUARD-IN-HER(gardner)' on ya b1tch's Gr'A$S(grass),ya BLud I'll Mop/i'm ddope,even JESUS CHRIST REMOVED HIS NAILED HAND FROM D CROSS,JUST 2 GIV US A THUMB-UP//owt

DEADSCROLLz
Wen I STEADY AIM ma DEADLY MACE,U'd fink am "Scriptin a final showdown for cripples" d way I'l "END THIS LAMES"/
Yea,am BLESSED WIT AIM,I'l make ur "Life Stuck" lyk "poultry animals" til u BEG IN SHAME/Cos y wudnt my bullet "LODGE in ur Head?....wen u've Got an "EMPTY BRAIN"/~Livestock

n if"MOSEEZ"fnks hs Gunnin-dudes,hs prolly"high"on d "smoke 4rm d Burnin-bush",xo we'l BOO THE LAD/Cs we all knw "MOSEEZ"cant "Handle Mics",..hes Only GOOD WIT"STAFFS"/~Moses
xo I'l SHOOT THE LAD,n leav ma"Bullet-in"in dem lyk a"news report" til d FOOL WIL CRY/Cos Serzly,Iont nid be a "TRUCK" to Bring "DOOM TO "KAS"/~Bulletin,Cars

Now he'l b SLAIN AND SLAUGHTERED,Cs if he finks he can take on"ME"lyk he did"MR SWAG",then I'l shove"numerals Into d 'Week"to prov his"DAYS ARE NUMBERED"/~Weak
cs lyk a"frustrated Teacher"I'l send dz "Dons" outta "Class" next tym dey DisPLAY THEIR BLUNDERS /Cos if u eva hear say they are "OUT~STANDING",Best knw d FAKES ARE "BOUNCERS"/~Dunse, outstanding
www.nairaland.com/115963/Kast-el-k-llz-vs-mistaswag

If u fnk ur"Brain is ILL",Den ur"DOME's INSANE",cs lyk"Torn Bible pages",he has no"Root"on NL,he wudnt've bn "known",if he hadnt spammed threads wit pictures"just so we cud"KNOW HIS NAME"/-Ruth
he ignored C/o 4rm "Khrimekiller",cos he myt CHOKE HIS FAME,/ but now comin against"LOST SCRIPTz",I'l "slash dia Flesh in 2 parts" just to show jujs dat"BLUD" "FLOWz IN VAIN"/~Blood,Vein
www.nairaland.com/1009705/nairaland-rap-battles-real-call/8

Deadscrollz keys :2nd Bar:pls we all know d story of MOSES! The "Burnin Bush"! And d fact dat Moses has a magic Staff! I think deres clear diff btw Mic and staff...lol
PERSONALz: I think if u read ma lines carefully and check d Link...tz self explanatory! Thanks!

BLUD MAFIAS

I am MOZEEZ
#NP: "niggaz in paris - jigga and kanye.. Ok!! Ball so hard mohffuckerz wanna find me, dah shid crayy, dah shidd crayy!! Hold up! Hold up!! Shh shhhh!!

Every once in a whiLe i meeT a beaT ThaT jusT speak-to-me to release the beast-in-me
and eat weak emcees like a piece-of-meat, my recent frees cold enuff to get the sea's-to-frees like negative three-degrees, squeezin these trigger to leave you deceased-with-e ase!! ("-3 degree" cold as af)//


Yo, am ready to view this as a HISTORICAL-SESS ION, choke em with my KO punchies, then leave the lame niggarz
"speechless" like a RHETORICAL-QUESTION and their rhymes so old u can see the dust on em, u gon think they were HISTORICAL-CAPTIONS. ( rhetorical questions dnt require answers!)//


And ama punch em so hard till they RUN OUT OF BREATH, wait! How dumb cn it get? When these foolz stole a clock frm a
church claiming GOD TIME'S THE BEST, plus our thought will hinder-minds, cuz in a battle with "ßLuÐ Mafiaz", dawgs!
You'll never make it to to the winners-shrine! !//


Then knock you into unconsciousness , jus stop Trip, no nonsense. Cuz you ain't sick with these, kidz! You couldn't deliver sickness with ticks, fleas 'n dick cheese…and a bad case of the shit-bleeds I mean Trip please, you gotno follow-thru, you're just NL's dick tease So Bleep you and your
LosT scripTs… you couldn't even “cap WE” with W's, E's and Shift keys. (you know u can use shift keys To capslock too..) Diqq!!)

KAST¡£L-THA-KILLER-
-Dis tyme? -wit þunches and rhymes!-ah'LL ße quik to 'fLOOD'-THIS-H00Ð-/ u culd taq up and move in two's/ lukinq 4 tha noah's ark/ ßuh dz sire's badt/xo ah wuldnt ße nidinq a soil 'type' to MUÐ-ÐISS-ÐUDES--// rap maestro? He ddope-? nahh! D niqqaz' like aßßa made -hez just an inferior-F00L--// lmao! His ßarz can't make it to tha 'hiqh-lite'/ even if he qat jailed with aloqen lamps & ladders TOO--|

mud/murd'er --#hiqh-lite = ladders et lamps - maestro complained of his lines nt makinq hiqhlite.


ßuh wait! --scrollz too-?! Tha niqqa iz a wanna ße faqqq-/ hanqed himself to illscript's ceilinq-/ and simply pleaded -sire! can I ße ur fan?-/ -cuz am qood at'ßloww-joßßs'-- and am qreat at 'suckinq' fast-/ yea! at dat? Noo! M neva aqe'inq -- sumfin like þeter-þan--!!-|

ceilinq fan =ßlow-joß (diq pls) --check keys ..and links..deadscrolziz scripts fan..

www.nairaland.com/deadscrollzz/posts/3

Vampires dont aqe and dey suck ßlud.


Wtf! Tz ßadt-! Really IT-IS/- Ð way a coke addict could feel þroud of HIS-SINS-!/ now! Tha fake-qlad comes out in þußlic/ and yea!/ He screams#/ -ma name is 'WRAþ-MAESTRO'/­­--qosh! He tot he sþat? ßuh no! HE-SINNED/ cuz ah could ßrinq a miracle d way it'WILL-SEEM/ yezz! A ßRAKE-þAÐ is aLL i need/------ to stop his WACKEST-FLOW--/-|

wraps of cocaine -
flow-menstruationn=b­­rake -þad--diqq? (woman wit tha issueof ßLuÐ tinx)


&-Listen! Ah qat a couple of torn ancient ßooks/ 'hanqinq' down ma finqers to tell d death of scrollziz at hANDD/--scrolz be tinkin hez fly?/_buh hez jst sum scornd alien fool-tinkin he could mek a name wit a fake account/

rumorz av t dat scrolz z 3 piple.chek kilaverz vs khim 4 detailz


realy? maestro now-bankinq on his faqqq-skillz/ as he told scrollz 'ßare-wit-me-pls'/­am wack buh unCLAD/ dy ßoth tot i was tokinq a wild reptile on dz madt freez/ wen i qat 'em makinq funny sounds ßy screaminq CROAK-OR-DIE-/-lol & ße suo dy cattle in hundies if u eva hear d way dey swallow weed is ram-ÞANT/-ßuh as I'LL criþþle mac on stairs-! He wont tek smart & qiant 'steps' even if ah stocked his shoe with a ß0LÐ-5-/ huh_u wuld tz team niqeria doinq swimminq tinx how lostscriptz was fast to raise tha whyte_flaq/ now ße suo tz no 'mortar'-comßat flick holdinq a þistol in ma hand lyk a cook who qot pissed/ and statinq ur SOUL is MINE/-|

scrolz-ancient-bukz -unclad=naked/­bare ..croak or die=crocodie.ßlackberry=smartpho­n ..mortal-combat/­­mortar-combat ..motar & pestle/þistol


Omq! ßLuD is knwn to burzt veinzlyk BLISTERS_YEA-/ cuz itz an irony lyk 'nnude-flows' partner wen I say 2 victory? These MISTERs-NEAR-/­­DEAdscrolz culd watch kas smack maestro frm suckin his mum's 'booobs'/ Just to see diss 'wean' z CRYSTAL-CLEAR-/

no offence bt mistaswag loses battlez alot_ wean/win[stpin a baby frm suckin]


Lmao! Maestro be makinq topics rantinq bou lov ? -/ Wen tz obviouz frm his mom_he qot none-!/ cuz if she lovd u? She wuldnt let u qo astray! To tha xtent of battlinq ßLuÐ-/ tha son kept poutinq he nided to be 'schoold' on rap/_xo i went below ma 'class' to tich-im-a-lesson-/­­was fast wit shots 2 slay tha lad/he kept pleadinq_lord! have messi_! / & tha way ah flamed his arsenal__d dude was quik to proclaim man!_U_/MADt! _yezz! Kas cleard tha net l so fast_______dy al screamd robin____van_persie !_/

maestro's lov_ topicz

www.nairaland.com/rap%20maestro

maestro admitin he nided to be thought rap


[chk posts] man/dude u madt! =man.u <club> beat arsenal.. arsenal mins weapns ..persie z a man u strika i tink.


Yezz! Today? $cripts Wont nid an 'ultimate search' to find out dy Lost-/ cuz lyk studnts wit worst qrades -dy neva qud at qettin D's [diss]-/ _yea -call me a carnivorous futballer d way ah'll fry out dair 'ballz'_/ & lyk quys wit broken doorz_dy neva qettinq kiss[keys]-/ nw! Scrolz tellz maestro! Bow down ! He's qod-!-/cuz ere? Kas wuldnt nid swordz/ in exam paperz coupled wit ur cordz/_To pruf ßLUD jst murderd scriptz-/

Kastiel's keys: pls ,I couldnt put all ma multies in capital letterz [was rushinq so watch awt 4 'em]..,.Animalz entad noah's ark in 2's /alogen lampz are biq liphtz usd in stadiumz/ peter pan z a cartoon charactar dat dosent age /wraps z d colectiv noun 4 coke or cocaine/alienz fly so diq! / ancient bukz are also scrolz ..datz it mayne! #aii tanx y'al _tanx to sleakid too ,u'v bin a great niqq.

J33SUS! This niggas are tight,but ma nyansh up in d air for D3ADSCROLLZ,This guy is a D3mon!...I'll lov3 to bit3 his lin3s! Damn!wh3r3'3m judg3s m3hn?

No rush biko! Am readin d lines 4 5 8th time!

JUDGES CAST YOUR UNBAISED VERDICTS

khimkiller or whateva ur name is judges hvnt juj yet.. or dnt u knw ure SWAYING.. smh.

kastiel i will luv to have a rematch with u soon... back den it was ur 1st brawl on NL so i undarated u... so i came out weak... buh diz tym u wont be lucky.. cos i now knw yah level in diz rap qame.. smh *anqry* u wan dey use me form star abi?

Hmmmm! ILLscripts has nothing to say! Am just passing by!