Gbolissimo: Wotsup here

cul guy wht is happenin?

Goddon32: no update 4 now bt i hope u knw u can nw check ur post ume score at dere web sit, i tink we shuld liv d admision req til d list comes out

I checked my post ume scores, but my pix ain't showing, can i print in out that way and should i print it in colour or black&white

Isjaymoh:

I checked my post ume scores, but my pix ain't showing, can i print in out that way and should i print it in colour or black&white

guy u can print it in anywa u want, 4 me i hav nt printed mine my main focus nw is d list

I have promised myself i will not enter their site or jamb site again until i have full confirmation from people that the list is out. This is too much na. we wrote this thing since july for goodness sake.

OneNigeria44: I have promised myself i will not enter their site or jamb site again until i have full confirmation from people that the list is out. This is too much na. we wrote this thing since july for goodness sake.

guy me just tire o

Na wa y is everytin about unijos dull lik dis, other thrends ar very vibrant but in here u ar al just waitin 4 who 2 past so u just luk n go, come on people let b lifely, let past things dat we relif d stress we ar goin thru nw

Sing along if you know this song...
TITLE OF SONG: ASUU PERSONALLY
Personally............X3
Personally............x3
Personally I once had it
I don tire to feed my body I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked
it
People reason dt am joking like it
Aaaah.......Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........them no wan gree Them sey FG no gree pay
Chorus:
Personally...Professionally, this strike is nt
intentionally
But the effect is physically, do they want us to
go radically Emotionally psychologically
our girls forcefully are going biologically,
sexually, dramatically and them sey them no
wan gree
Chorus
Yeah exceptionally We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove internationally
Nawa.........nawataically
Waka.........na from my dictionary
Saga....them no wan gree They sey them no wan gree..

Unijos thrend is just d worst wat d reason?

Goddon add some fun here na play d real goddon

Chai. Wetin dey delay dis list self. Cant wait to strt payin acceptance fees

Bussyy1: Chai. Wetin dey delay dis list self. Cant wait to strt payin acceptance fees

guy i just wonder o abi na only unijos da on strike? Tension da high n d tin da grow by d day, make jos realis dat tin b4 hbp kil som1

Godian45: Goddon add some fun here na play d real goddon

guy am nt 2 gud in dat, i pray any dat hav 2 past let coment on it

Goddon32: guy am nt 2 gud in dat, i pray any dat hav 2 past let coment on it

owk.i my self have even forgotten dat I was waiting 4 admission list

Godian45: owk.i my self have even forgotten dat I was waiting 4 admission list

4get? Men dat list is realy given me sleepless nits i just pray it cums out n it favours us, becus tensition is realy high

Godian45: owk.i my self have even forgotten dat I was waiting 4 admission list

4get? Men dat list is realy given me sleepless nits i just pray it cums out n it favours us, becus tensition is realy high

Goddon32: 4get? Men dat list is realy given me sleepless nits i just pray it cums out n it favours us, becus tensition is realy high

tensition is rea hi

Guys, I have a cure for my own worries now o. I just bought the movies series 24 from season 1 to 9. I don't even have much time to think of jos again. 4gt dos pple, dey won't compile until their remedial students' performance are put together. Let's catch fun and 4gt jos

Better days ahead guys-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Chorus]
Been holdin' this pain inside for so long
Though the rain never goes away
They say I should leave these streets behind me
But it's so hard to escape
Oh lord please send me an angel
To lead me out of this place
Take me awwaaayyyy
Away, far away to better days

[Verse 1]
First thing I want to do is say what up to T.I.
King of the south now everybody see why
I'm just driving and thinking how I survived here
And I ain't seen Dre and Eminem in five years
That sounds Shady right, I live a crazy life
So many black thoughts I had to paint the mercedes white
I could tell you about the rims but I ain't here for that
Goin' out like Big and Pac I fear for that
Take this lambo and put six holes in it
Shatter the glass and leave my body exposed in it
Lift the doors up and let all my demons out
And I can see my brother now cause that's what I've been dreamin' bout
I ain't thinking bout bitches and pulling beamers out
I'm thinking about my sons safety everytime they leave the house
I know how to make it out the hood, I've seen the route
And heres the proof, me, Venus and Serina out

[Chorus]
Been holdin' this pain inside for so long
Though the rain never goes away
They say I should leave these streets behind me
But it's so hard to escape
Oh lord please send me an angel
To lead me out of this place
Take me awwaaayyyy
Away, far away to better days

[Verse 2]
I'm sitting on these stairs at this church bout to start a verse
And somewhere in the world somebody bout to start a hearse
Tell me who inside it, who son is that
And how he get there now tell me who gun was that
I ain't saying confessed definetely ain't saying snitch
But if you killed the nigga, help his mamma dig his ditch
I'm from a hood were niggas gotta keep there gun cocked
And kids were Dre beats to stop the sound of gunshots
But at least they got the Dre beats
Cause kids in africa ain't even got shoes on they feet
And I've seen it with my own eyes
At the same time I'm picking flies off my own eyes
Can you feel that, if you can hear them buzzing
You can feel the pain in Mike Tyson and his baby mother
They lost their baby daughter and she was only three
She never got a chance to blossom on the family tree

[Chorus]
Been holdin' this pain inside for so long
Though the rain never goes away
They say I should leave these streets behind me
But it's so hard to escape
Oh lord please send me an angel
To lead me out of this place
Take me awwaaayyyy
Away, far away to better days

[Verse 3]
We got a new president and I love that he black
But I'm a ask him like Bush, were the soldiers at?
Now move the camera to New Orleans were the soldiers at
The water dried up well nigga do you know your clap
We all juveniles, we all been through some trials
And some tribulations, I'm in this booth pacin'
What do I say next should I talk about some cars
Or the next chapter of my life and show you all my scars
Or my bullet wounds, and my stab wounds
I can't show you I covered 'em up with tattoos
I can't do nothing but spit the truth
On probation smoking, drink patron before I hit the booth
You makin' songs for the club when niggas drinking
I'm make 'em for the ride home, when niggas thinking
One minute you here, next minute shit is tragic
And this a Jim Jonsin track now feel the static

[Chorus]
Been holdin' this pain inside for so long
Though the rain never goes away
They say I should leave these streets behind me
But it's so hard to escape
Oh lord please send me an angel
To lead me out of this place
Take me awwaaayyyy
Away, far away to better days

OneNigeria44: Guys, I have a cure for my own worries now o. I just bought the movies series 24 from season 1 to 9. I don't even have much time to think of jos again. 4gt dos pple, dey won't compile until their remedial students' performance are put together. Let's catch fun and 4gt jos

it's true remedial student hv nt written their final exams so let forget abt d list 4 nw

God, am so sick nd tired of dis UJ. D worst mistake i eva made was to change institution 2 u.j. I realy regret my actions. Buh sha, God knowz best..

@onenigeria ur song is wonderful, @godian i tink i wil buy ur idea 2morrw mornin am goin 2 luk 4 a film 2 buy so as 2 keep me companie, bt d fact is dat most of dis films ar no longer new 2 me, bt wht of otha uni most of d uni dat realis dere first list had nt also conduct exam 4 dere rems, or otha list wont cum out again afta d first list? Na wa 4 dat schul o

ASUU To Call Off Strike In 5 Universites
We have just received information on a the latest improvement from ASUU, and this time it is good news for the lucky students in a select few universities.

News filtering from ASUU HQ this morning indicates that the body has reached an agreement to call of the strike in 5 universities if certain conditions are met, while other universities are been reviewed as at press time.

The chairman of ASUU gave the list below “well, after hearing of the plight of students, we have decided to help some students go back to school, if their schools
can comply with a strict set of rules, as mentioned below”

1. UNILAG: Unilag must agree to change their name to MAULAG. Without protest, riot or diss track. If they don’t like the name , then they should forget about
school till further notice.

2. LASU: all cultists in lasu must give their lives to Jesus, come out clean and the killer of damoche (RIP) must be fished out ..or else LASU is facing a long strike.

3. UI: All students in UI must have tribal marks and no one is allowed to bring any car model from 2004 downwards.

4. DELSU: All delta state girls must visit each of our male committee members. Fǿя̩̥̊ virginity………..sorry IQ test.

5. and finally OSU must bring 5 virgins from 100 level and if they cant they should look for 1 virgin from 400 level ..and the strike would off
♍☹r♌i♌ǧ‎​

one day a goat and a hen are walking by the road side having their conversation,then,suddenly a car just drove pass them and splashed water on them...HEN:look at human see how they are behaving like goats... GOAT:no wonder that is how they are dying like chinkens...

Eli360: one day a goat and a hen are walking by the road side having their conversation,then,suddenly a car just drove pass them and splashed water on them...HEN:look at human see how they are behaving like goats... GOAT:no wonder that is how they are dying like chinkens...

lwkmd d hen got d worst

Eli360: one day a goat and a hen are walking by the road side having their conversation,then,suddenly a car just drove pass them and splashed water on them...HEN:look at human see how they are behaving like goats... GOAT:no wonder that is how they are dying like chinkens...

hahahahaha... can nt stop lafin

guys, am sugesting we fix a day for fasting and prayers atleast to pray for our names to be in the list rather than wory of when d list will be out.

Chelcy10: guys, am sugesting we fix a day for fasting and prayers atleast to pray for our names to be in the list rather than wory of when d list will be out.

i tink u might be right, wht day do u tink wil be proper?

ASUU Strike: CSOs And
The Burden To Save
Education
With university students across the country
counting their loses as the protracted
Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU)
strike enters its 10th week, the Coalition of
Civil Society Organisations (CSOs) has called
on the Federal Government to save the
country’s educational system.
ASUU, it would be recalled, went on strike on
July 2, 2013 over the refusal of the federal
government to honour the 2009 agreement
on the funding of universities as well as a
January 2012 memorandum of understanding
(MOU).
The CSOs are lamenting that the grounding
of the universities and paralysis of all
academic and social activities is inimical to
the long term development aspiration of the
country.
The group is expressing worry that in today’s
world which is knowledge-driven,
government is still fiddling while the Ivory
towers are ‘burning’ two months into the
ASUU strike.
It should be noted that the 2009 FGN/ASUU
agreement was the culmination of three
years of negotiation following a similar
strike by university lecturers in 2006.
“Since 1991, the struggle by Nigerian
lecturers to ensure adequate funding in order
to arrest the rot in the Nigerian tertiary
education has been on with hardly any year
going by without the lecturers going on strike
to either demand that government
implements the agreement reached, or
calling for a review of the agreements.
“Much more disturbing is the predilection of
the government for reneging on agreements
freely entered into with university teachers
as was the case when the university sector
was rocked by protracted industrial unrest
between 1994 and 1996 as a result of the
government’s refusal to honour the terms of
the FGN/ASUU agreement of September
1992”, it noted.
The current strike, the coalition noted, is
also a product of the federal government’s
refusal to honour the terms of the 2009
agreement entered into with ASUU.
According to the group, these acts of bad
faith by successive governments in refusing
to honour the terms of agreements freely
entered into more than anything else, has
accounted for the intractable crisis in the
nation’s university system.
“Beyond the immediate implications of
government’s unilateral repudiation of the
terms of agreements freely entered into, is
the larger implication for the economy and
society at large in terms of the sanctity of
agreements, contracts and treatises signed
by the Nigerian government.
“A government that habitually reneges on
agreements freely entered into with its
citizens cannot be counted upon to uphold
the sanctity of contracts, treatises or
agreements. Little wonder then that all the
jamborees of the government in the name of
attracting foreign investors end up yielding
little or no result since no serious investor
will invest in a country where the sanctity of
agreements or contract means nothing,” the
further pointed out.
Fundamentally, ASUU’s demand has been on
the need to arrest the falling standard and
ensure the quality of tertiary education
which has been generally acknowledged as
having fallen beyond imagination.
The report of the Committee on Needs
Assessment of Nigerian Universities
(CNANU) set up by the federal government
vividly captures this rot.
“The struggles of ASUU to attract adequate
funding as well as qualitative tertiary
education has been on despite the existence
of a statutory body created specifically for
the purpose of ensuring the quality of
tertiary education in Nigeria and advising
government on issues of remuneration in the
university system.
“The National Universities Commission
(NUC) has a duty as part of its functions as
stated in its enabling act to ‘… prepare
periodic master plans for the balanced and
coordinated development of all universities
in Nigeria’, ‘lay down minimum academic
standards in the federal republic of Nigeria
and accredit degrees and other academic
awards’, ‘to ensure that quality is maintained
within the academic programmes of the
Nigerian university system’, ‘to advise the
federal government on the financial needs,
both recurrent and capital of university
education in Nigeria…’, ‘to undertake
periodic review of the terms and conditions
of service of personnel engaged in the
universities and to make recommendations
thereon to the Federal Government as
appropriate”.
The group reiterated that “it is quite clear
from the foregoing therefore, that the
incessant agitations of ASUU are direct
fallouts of the embarrassing abdication of
responsibility by the NUC”.
The CSOs are alleging that NUC has not been
up and doing with regards to its primary duty
to the Nigerian university system,. “The
question in view of the monumental and
disastrous failure is: Is there any basis for
the continued existence of the NUC?, it
queried.
The NGOs maintain that the incessant strikes
by ASUU over the issues that are squarely
within the remit of the NUC and for which
NUC ought to have properly advised the
government on, clearly shows that the
commission has over the years failed
woefully in the discharge of its primary
function of ensuring high standard and
advising government on the needs of the
universities.
According to them, “the colossal failure of
NUC to perform its primary functions and
save the nation the current embarrassing
state of affairs in the university system that
has necessitated ASUU embarking on strike
is a product of NUC’s abandonment of its
primary duty of regulation, ensuring
standards and calling the attention of the
government to the worsening decay in
tertiary education in the country.
“As recently revealed, the NUC, which
ordinarily should be focussed in regulating
standards in the university system was said
to be enmeshed in contract awards,
management of scholarship funds and
directly managing the affairs of universities
in clear violation and breach of extant laws.
This, to say the least, clearly explains why
the NUC has failed woefully in saving the
nation from its current woes through timely
advice on the critical state and needs of the
Nigerian university system as well as
making proposals on how to avert the
current state of rot in the system”,it alleges.
Given the grave danger that incessant
strikes constitute to the immediate and long
term economic and social well-being of the
nation, the group called on the federal
government to, with immediate effect,
“demonstrate the requisite political will to
respect the terms of the agreement which it
freely entered into with ASUU. This is, to us,
the hallmark and minimum requirement for a
responsible and credible government.
“Re-open the collapsed negotiations with
ASUU as quickly as possible, set in motion
with immediate effect , all the mechanisms
necessary for meeting the funding
requirements of the FGN/ASUU agreement of
2009 including those that have fallen due to
some unanswered questions; Stop forthwith
all efforts at derailing the interventionist
agencies in stabilising the Nigerian tertiary
education system”.
Other demands by the group include to
“ensure that the extant laws regulating the
operations of the TETFund are respected by
all and sundry including but not limited to
the NUC, to immediately ensure that the
NUC and other regulatory agencies within
the tertiary education sector forthwith
remain and operate within the ambit of their
primary functions of regulating and setting
standards for the university and tertiary
education system and desist from getting
enmeshed in functions that are best left to
the universities/tertiary institutions/other
relevant agencies and outside their core
mandates and ensure the full
implementation of the report of the
Committee on Needs Assessment of
Nigerian Universities (CNAN

Is Unijos allowing people to register for another post ume? because i went through their site to print out my post ume result, but when i click on post ume, it takes me to post ume registration, am just wondering maybe unijos is conducting another post ume exam.

Isjaymoh: Is Unijos allowing people to register for another post ume? because i went through their site to print out my post ume result, but when i click on post ume, it takes me to post ume registration, am just wondering maybe unijos is conducting another post ume exam.

no oo once u click on it n type ur reg numba it ur post ume score dat wil display

Goddon32: no oo once u click on it n type ur reg numba it ur post ume score dat wil display

Ok

Goddon32: i tink u might be right, wht day do u tink wil be proper?

I sugest monday 16th, its not a must, but u do acacording to ur strenght, frm 6-12 or 6-3 or even 6-6. We pray for succesfull admision and a quick end to the ASUU strike.