Your husband, relative, boyfriend or
neighbour is a friend of the bottle. He loves
anything liquid in a bottle and you want to
put an end to that? Drinking is not just a
habit, but a disease. So, curing this
‘disease’ is simple if only you will listen to
me. I’m not trying to make out a satirica
write up, rather something that will help
generations to come.
Now, you so much hate this drinker as he’s
always full of nasty smell, staggers and
sometimes, he makes the gutters a
comfortable place to slumber. He urinates on
his wears. He talks gibberish and might
another route when going home, friends will
‘bundle’ him to the house.
You know and love him too well. You really
want to come home everyday and meet him.
Just apply this and pay me later. Don’t
doubt, with faith you can stop Mama Nkechi
from selling kai kai. You know the kind of
food he loves most and possibly a kind of
hobby. Now, cook that favourite meal, when
he must have gone on his drinking expolits.
Keep the food at the table and arrange the
house neatly. Make sure, you know his brand
of drink. Get away and get as much as you
can. Go call him in a playful manner. Feed and
let him drink at home.
Try this for a week and I don’t need to tell
you how he will change. Surely, he quit the
disease and became a sane man you knew
back days.

http://ekwurekwu./2013/01/17/how-to-cure-a-drunkard/