After taking her 4 an expensive dinner &
giving her money 4 a cab (drop), u both met
again inside keke
napep.:O Who is deceiving who?

~ You drive a Range rover but your mum
works for Lawma sweeping 3rd mainland
Bridge, how do you sleep at Night? >:O

~ My boyfriend ♥s me so much he never double
dates, I'm d only gal he's always thinking of.
U must be a learner.

~ U post pictures of different car seat belts
and u say u love ur bf. U must be a dealer
and ur boyfriend a
learner.

~ Na woman pictures full ur phone and un
claim to love ur girl. U be fotographer?

~ U take picture, e no fine, u come dey claim
say 'beauty is from
within' .... Why u no take X-ray?

Keep them rolling...

U leave ur office say u dey go 4 lunch u branch mama put u come update ur bbm status with “@ Mr.Bigs”who u dey deceive are u a learner