MOST POPULAR BUT ANNOYING FACEBOOK UPDATES.
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1- Good night pals (So make me cry?).
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2- Am back pals! (From.....where ­? Prison or hospital?).
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3- My heart is broken, I will never love again (No be new thing).
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4- Am gonna be off for a while (Safe Journey...No be by force to use Facebook).
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5- Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice you had gone...Duh!).
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6- I love my Boo (Tell him, not us).
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7- London on my mind (Ehen? Why u come dey tell me? Na me wan give u TRANSPORT FARE?).
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8- So Angry (Go fight who provoke u).
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9- People are wicked (Na today u just dey know?).
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10- Am in love (No be news).
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11- I saw an angel (Na demon u for see ke).
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12- Money on my mind (Na so? Here resemble UBA? Go rob Bank).
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13- Ur pix looks nice (I know b4 i upload am).
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14- Oh my God my flight is delayed (Take a bus).
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15- New look (Wetin be our business?).
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16- Am tired of this life (Who send u come b4?).
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17- I am off to church (Na Babalawo place u for go).
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18- Mall loading (U be conductor?).
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19- I love Kamsolo so much (Who is that and why should we care?).
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KEEP IT ROLLING...ADD YOURS!

O my goodness, people update all manner of annoying crap on facebook.

there is also
-I am so hungry (ok, wetin come consain me? instead of you to go and eat you are coming to facebook to do public service announcement)

-I just finished eating (facepalm)

In short them plenty. Facebook is one place where people go to feel like important celebrities that is why they always post rubbish that nobody cares about,thinking that other people are interested in what they ate this morning or what their cat ate or which color of dress they wore to the market yesterday.