Abass toheeb: @AL-HASAN,PPle ar nt putin hatred on u,bt d only problem is jst to minimize yor english so dat pple can understand clearly,can't u see evry1 is complainin abt u,bt sha to me,am nt here to fight any1 because u're all my frnds...N am assurin u dat if u reduce it,pple wud change to u and all wil be goin on smoothly...I PRAY DAT WE SHAL ALL BE ADMITED DIS YR...HEP ME TYPE AMEN OOO

AMEN

karferguso: Hi ppz...it's like this thread is digressing 4rm d aim and objectives to wjich it was set up.....any of y'all noticed?.....we're here to discuss abt admission into the better by far institution and not to comment on unreasonable grammer by sumone who is indisposed......God'll bless us all
See y'all in d better by far institution.

No mind them...i wonder if na big and ridiculous grammar that its meaning could nt even be found in the american and british dico go offer them admission....we never enter school @ our age,person dey dr dey form patrick Obaiagbon for nairaland>>>>

classicdzeko: Unilorin go use cuttoff that will favour each of urz in Jesus and allah name

AMEN

PrinceAdepoju: AMEN

AMEN!!!

The FIRST LIST IS OUT ........

ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF SITING AT HOME? IF YES
FOR Admissions into Undergraduate and Postgraduate
Programmes In Any Institute In Ilorin ( UNILORIN,
KWASU, KWARAPOLY) For The 2013/2014
Academic Session. for assistance call 08163025842. Remember
to succeed, you need more than luck...
ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF SITING AT HOME? IF YES
FOR Admissions into Undergraduate and Postgraduate
Programmes In Any Institute In Ilorin ( UNILORIN,
KWASU, KWARAPOLY) For The 2013/2014
Academic Session. for assistance call 08163025842. Remember
to succeed, you need more than luck...
ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF SITING AT HOME? IF YES
FOR Admissions into Undergraduate and Postgraduate
Programmes In Any Institute In Ilorin ( UNILORIN,
KWASU, KWARAPOLY) For The 2013/2014
Academic Session. for assistance call 08163025842. Remember
to succeed, you need more than luck...

Haben1: The FIRST LIST IS OUT ........

Seriously?

Haben1: The FIRST LIST IS OUT ........

First list of what?? Nemesis?? ... Better don't mess with eru-iku here lest you get your nose chopped off!!! .. Damn.. No devil smiley here!

DISCLAIMER:The first list ain't out....this is just the work of jobless pipz

pls any one going thgrough stress in printing the post-ume result, i tried login in , its was responding me with"incorrect REGISTRATION NO OR PASSWORD

lol ...... People can't wait for the 1st list ..... Albeit, me

Haben1: The FIRST LIST IS OUT ........

you are mad

Abass toheeb: @AL-HASAN,PPle ar nt putin hatred on u,bt d only problem is jst to minimize yor english so dat pple can understand clearly,can't u see evry1 is complainin abt u,bt sha to me,am nt here to fight any1 because u're all my frnds...N am assurin u dat if u reduce it,pple wud change to u and all wil be goin on smoothly...I PRAY DAT WE SHAL ALL BE ADMITED DIS YR...HEP ME TYPE AMEN OOO

that guy grammer can abort 9 months old pregnancy

sinmisolaoluwa: congratz...bt is Kwasu DE admissn list out?

yea

Al-hasan:
My highly flagagoyistic, ibumologic, sokarafacologic, bombastic, sacrafastatic, cofobomiogasamatic Friends. It was Dr. Tai Solarin who said,"eternal practice is the price of great success(sekses)." It is pellucidly, sogoyistically known that not everybody who pays the price of success gets it. I advise u not to lose hope neither depressed. May Allah crown our onerous, concerted efforts. Some guys are eagerly, vagabondly, cantankerously, splenetically, higgledy-piggledly and combatively ready to inveign and lampoon Alhassan. Nevertheless, One yoruba proverb says, one doesn't hear what is said in derison behind him" I am hellbently ang partinaciously feel lackadaisical. You can close ur eyes or off ur phone since nairaland is not urs.

hmmmm. Overgraduate. " English abuse" i can now se why you score 120 for jamb and 25% for post jamb. .Guy stop wastin ur time procesing unilorin wit dt grama. Even colege of education and arabic go reject am

Haben1: lol ...... People can't wait for the 1st list ..... Albeit, me

You are a clown!:p

Simili: My pple tanks for ds information,though am nt a unilorin candidate but ma beta half is seeking admission into dat great citadel of learning,she has 201 in jamb nd 58 in postutme,she choose economics edu,wat is her chance.tankz..(futa alumnus).

ecnomics edu? She don enter jare. Sebi na EDU?

Any lady in this place? I guess I can divert to some nice discuss before the admission jingle starts again..

Aydesmond: I don talk xo,anan....................ppl actually failed d exam wella buh,I don't tink dey can change d cut of mark for mbbs to 65+.ALWAYS PRAY,with GOD,I fit tell u DEN FIT REDUCE AM TO 60+ xo always pray

shut up! 60 ke? Wen me scored 50. Na 30 dem go reduce am too o

classicdzeko: What is wrong with Nigeria self. Aving dis type of people:unpatriotic citizens, dope addicts, extreem moral laxity, teenage and adult deliquency, lazy but power-hungry civil servants, grossly dishonest business men and women, unconcerned parents, broken marriages and homes, disloyal wives, prostitution, irresponsible husbands, unproductive teachers, lecturers and professors, rioting students, examination leakages and malpractices, malingering farmers, season gamblers, unreliable and partial judges, biased journalist, rotten law enforcement agents. Lastly very stupid, corrupt, parochial, Beta by connection, bigoted, selfish and thoroughly dishonest admission officers. Can anybody enligth me the meaning of Bioligical staffs admission assistance.

lmao. See fraustration.

Ukalsman: Pls @ all, has kwara state polytechnic started selling HND form. If yes, wen is d sells of form closing?

lol. Where av u being since al dis days. D form came out 3 months ago. And will close in 3 days time

Pussyface: If u ar interested in boosting ur post ume score.call Mr ismail on 08136049913.d earlier d beta.2sure

. Y u wanna destroy ppls life

the worse part is the pple blowin all dis grama no pass 5 for post ume, even God hates pride

I feel like saying something but I now remember one chinese proverb that says, "when you say one the clever people understand three." I now want to say let the sleeping dog lie. I don't like sounding patronising.

sinmisolaoluwa: congratz...bt is Kwasu DE admissn list out?

yah i score 44 in kwasu... i also apply for unilorin with deferent de jamb form because i bought about three jamb d.e forms and one utme jamb for unilorin i score 44 any hope ....utme jamb score i choose uniport i score 245 for jamb and 184 in uniport pume ....what am waiting for now is sokoto where i also apply as d.e ......but for now let me grab kwasu wey i don get admission

Al-hasan:
I feel like saying something but I now remember one chinese proverb that says, "when you say one the clever people understand three." I now want to say let the sleeping dog lie. I don't like sounding patronising.

... Gerund-infinitive use in english. How about putting it this way; "I don't like to sound patronizing".. That's bloody better!! Two composite gerund can't be good for grammar.

Gbogbolet: shut up! 60 ke? Wen me scored 50. Na 30 dem go reduce am too o

U wan use 50 enta mbbs? .. Hope u don't av a dream like martin luther.. Tehehe

Gbogbolet: you are mad

..... Who is this idiocy? ..... Have i ever comment on your post before, xo, plz, kindly Bleep off, aSSHOLE, baseless trash, .......

simplifier:
You are a clown!:p

...... Just to make here bubble up, nd one small boy is just posting 1kind of crazy post on my status,

Haben1: ...... Just to make here bubble up, nd one small boy is just posting 1kind of crazy post on my status,

hey sunny, you don't bubble up with such whimsical approach.. You perfectly messed up with the guy's psyche, and some others who are desperate to see the list!.. Try a less malignant trick next time, else, I'll be the one eating your hairy skin RAW!!!

Gbogbolet: lmao. See fraustration.

.. Omo, me no dey like see gbangaun for here o..

Al-hasan:
. U cud not av called me such a name if u were well bred. U lack proper upbringing, therefore u are real prat. If I get it right u're from a sagorific area where mother and father are playing child is watching them. I feel like knowing u in person so that u will be fully dealt with .

I Refuse To Be Tempted To Respond In Like Manner.