x-kid2000:
loools jakey! Owkay lemme give you a clue she is related to burkina fasoARISTIDE BANCE‘s family....

x-kid2000:
Just 7 more pages for my analysis to be right,159 before the release of cut off!

SEYI_KP: BAWO NI O

jakesund:

WANTED=> x-kid2000 is wanted for committing E-murder.he secretly led Jakesund to believe in his predictions and then gave him a lady so beautiful(irony) that the mere sight of her distrupts meetings btw F.G and ASUU....if found pls return him to angola where he stays or faj where Jake stays .

REWARD=>one congo of G-FLAKES
bounty hunters oya get to work

Teezman: Just so you know,the latest university ranking has placed the great ife as the best in nigeria(no 1) and 8th in Africa.

Dolphineyes: Thank u for the info Senor. Could u provide a link to the source pls. Thank U.

phtemie:
Daradara ni!

doyinmolah: Wats up guys, i don dey watch all of una wey dey tackle una self, michealtotti no mind dem oooo, papindinho, adexlawyer and samtolly dey plot coup for u abi, no worry i dey ur back, let them try us and we'll show dem that kaaki no be leather.

#me@:

we dont even know which one u are doing, wether aspirant o or staylite o, hmm hmm. Clear our doubt, mbaaa, u refused, isssoraaii..

Samtolly4JESUS: you guys wan form opposition party abi

doyinmolah: yes ooooo, wetin happen, una own tooo much, both of us go deal with all of una

Samtolly4JESUS: you guys wan form opposition party abi

x-kid2000:
Lmao.. Jakey,i be animal? na ''hunters'' dey find me... #zooms off to Afghanistan..

x-kid2000:
www.oauife.edu.ng Go check it,oau moved 6 places up from 14 to 8th in Africa,and retained its 1st position in Nigeria...

jakesund:

##calls osama bin laden's second in command##

JAKE : Hello farooq how market

farooq : oboy things no easy for afghanistan g-flakes expensive die

JAKE : thats exactly why i called, i am searching for the person who exposed osama to the americans

farooq : whats the reward.?

JAKE : e suppose be free na

farooq : economy no gree we do free things

JAKE : OK TWO CONGO OF G-FLAKES :>

farooq : walahi i will pinish him fa who is he

JAKE : XKID2000

farooq : do u want him roasted bombed or barbecued?

JAKE : all of the above

x-kid2000:
''Undoubtedly,cut off will be high''- one of oau's snr lecturer said! God come be my pillar.!

x-kid2000:
Going to get between 275-295 just having that feeling..

papindinho: leave dem o.
Doyin, FYI (for your information). your action is ultravires abi na ultrawire. phtemie correct me if i don jabo o. besides, u no see the team wey u wan tackle ni. we get barristers, administrators, philosophers etc. Make i no shout. U rememba 3 arms of govt. Ehn ehn, yes. U dn see say na ontop leta y u sit. E go shook ur bottom lyk ew!

cimetidine: diz guy be wizard..will i make heaven? Will samtolly recover frm his sickness? Predict dose

phtemie: Good morning..

Tommybob: lol ..... Rotfl ..... Lmto... Funny u....

x-kid2000:
Lmao.. Jakey,i be animal? na ''hunters'' dey find me... #zooms off to Afghanistan..

Teezman: Just so you know,the latest university ranking has placed the great ife as the best in nigeria(no 1) and 8th in Africa.

jakesund:

see as u just wake me from sleep..

U be vampire nii?

U no dey sleep ni?

Dolphineyes: Thank u for the info Senor. Could u provide a link to the source pls. Thank U.

phtemie:
Lol..will I make heaven ke?