jakesund:

tola dont fix double HORNS on ya head oh...it'll make u look like that milked cow at ma g-flakes mansion at k-straw HIGHLAND (island) ...na when oau start to dey distribute double horns ..me too want double tail and yarnsh

no b dt kin horn na honours ... u knw u gt 2 hons studyng english edu unlike english art wc is just 1...

jakesund:

yes it does....

guys our matric would be the best ever...

u guys shld gonna treat ur faces, go 4 a face-lift it necessary oo, and go and learn how 2 smile, i cant afford takin pix wif pple wif sadistical faces ooo. No go dey frown lyk sey photographer dey vex una ooo

x-kid2000:
Jakey,pappy,oluwatola,sammy, una owe me g-flakes oh! Personally requesting for g-flakes from you three! #i no dey smile#

Actually i cld take care od d 3 of dem, am very liberal, how do u want it? Tipper, trailer or a pyramid of gflakes, make ur choice

x-kid2000:
Hell No joh!!! Thank God anyways. was 0.1mark(s) short of pd cut off for i.e 72.9 'n' i had 72.8 Looking unto God for the best joh! Oluwatola no wan deliver g-flakes oh??

ooops! That was so close!... Please don't stay at home ooo... Start making positive moves immediately!


God Will Favour You!

papindinho: oga mi....... U know say G-flake and k-straw no be problem #in Sarkodie's voice.lolz

yes, we solve any gflakes probz revolvin around dis planet

Oluwatola5: Actually i cld take care od d 3 of dem, am very liberal, how do u want it? Tipper, trailer or a pyramid of gflakes, make ur choice

na jet we want oo... That kind of jet IKJ66 dey carry kon greet you

Sleek_Hoyeen: ain't on either.. wah bou Facebook?

that might do. Although I ain't very active there.

jakesund:

xkid ma main man...how u dey na??

##calls tola##

JAKE : hello ma sister

tola : yes mr g-flakes

JAKE : xkid is in tha house

tola : really?

JAKE : yes and u know what needs to be done ...8 of d usual

tola : hell no

JAKE : why na?

Tola : he's still owing me for ma last g-flakes delivery

JAKE : forgive and forget the past

tola : no i wont

JAKE : ok collect d money from omole..after all we are his new babies

yh, omole said we gonna grant us free suply of gflakes in our set ooo, omo dis is gonna b d bstest set eva.... English students abeg pardon my grammer...nah ASUU coz am

jakesund:

this is serious...i will setup a committee to look into the issue of this unholy hijacking...

yh, is urgent

jakesund:

but the great ENVIRONMENTAL SANITATIONISTS are very much alive ..totti can attest to that

yh, i bliv u#noddin my head#

PHARMACIST! where are you o?...am back

Oluwatola5: u guys shld gonna treat ur faces, go 4 a face-lift it necessary oo, and go and learn how 2 smile, i cant afford takin pix wif pple wif sadistical faces ooo. No go dey frown lyk sey photographer dey vex una ooo

lols.. u knw we are photophobic na**winks

Samtolly4JESUS: don't worry... We will soon sue am

yh, Barrister Tolu, u nid 2 act fast on dis ooo, dnt let dis case b swept under d carpet oo, i hrd d@ Miketotti is a gud sweeper, u kno nau, sanitation tinz *winks*

jakesund:

tola dont fix double HORNS on ya head oh...it'll make u look like that milked cow at ma g-flakes mansion at k-straw HIGHLAND (island) ...na when oau start to dey distribute double horns ..me too want double tail and yarnsh

lolzzzz....u dis boy, iffa catch u enh, nah me u wan dey whyne enh Saka-Jakes?

Samtolly4JESUS: who else is repping RCCG?

I rep MFM oo.....Holy Ghost Fire!!!!!!!!!

jakesund:

u gats branch ma g-flakes mansion first for praise and worship

No, i b usher!!!!!

Samtolly4JESUS: me want double bib...

#law things...

SMHing

x-kid2000:
Hell No joh!!! Thank God anyways. was 0.1mark(s) short of pd cut off for i.e 72.9 'n' i had 72.8 Looking unto God for the best joh! Oluwatola no wan deliver g-flakes oh??

Eyah, bro giv dis ur all ooo, me must see u on matric day ooo....if u want 2 taste my gflakes, meet me on matric day in ur beautiful matric gown also

Oluwatola5: I rep MFM oo.....Holy Ghost Fire!!!!!!!!!

ah fire!!!! easy oo.. hp u no b prayer warrior sha??

Samtolly4JESUS: Nawa oo for all these shadow aspirants oo

Them don check the cut off finish,

Them don go back to their spirit world..

Oga oo

Abi, till dey hear 'OAU's Admission List is out'....but we no go vex, God sha has proved it d@ we arent jobless pple das y we post, He now rewarded us wif mumu departmental cutoff marks d@ ar jxt walk-overs 4 us...

Vetolips: no b dt kin horn na honours ... u knw u gt 2 hons studyng english edu unlike english art wc is just 1...

Dont mind Saka, em, sowi i meant Jakes oo, he is lukin 4 how he wld yabb me ni

greetinz 2 u all...

Vetolips: no b dt kin horn na honours ... u knw u gt 2 hons studyng english edu unlike english art wc is just 1...

ah know na...was jez joking ma man

Samtolly4JESUS: na jet we want oo... That kind of jet IKJ66 dey carry kon greet you

Yes Sir, gonna see 2 d@ straight away

Vetolips: lols.. u knw we are photophobic na**winks

enh? Go and learn it, if nah pancake, go learn am, nobody must luk lyk chook-me-biro on d@ day ooo

Vetolips: ah fire!!!! easy oo.. hp u no b prayer warrior sha??

Omo ayam 1 ooo

emmyeuler1: greetinz 2 u all...

Gud mornin Pharmacist

Oluwatola5: Omo ayam 1 ooo

ahhh!!!** lips sealed**

Vetolips: yh cos if u did nt mk d merit list, d 2nd list is all down to BIG CONNECTION+ PRAYER.. so u eida go to d faculty nw or myb jusk ask yr dad or mum u knw dy myt knw smone ova.. so its just like dt dnt relax till d matriculation day ooo

seriously working on dat bro, jst pray dat i do wella at UI

Oluwatola5: Gud mornin Pharmacist

the distinct grammaria-educationist....hope u're still basking in d euphoria of yesterday's cut-off victory?...hw're we gonna celebrate it?

emmyeuler1: greetinz 2 u all...

help me with economics social science catchment mark oo

Oluwatola5: D@ dept 2 wicked ooo, coz is a double-hons course das y dey now raised d bar lyk d@, well i 10nk God i dusted dem sha, double-hons, here i com....#marchin majestically#

you meant English edu abi? Mine is Political Science...and ehm, I have sent you a request... 2go things... I chose english as my 2nd choice but not edu sha... It's cut off is 222 too...! Congirati...