gloatkenf: lemme blend in nah, wetin be gflakes, GUN FLAKES abi?

Samtolly4JESUS: make I help you finish the song.


She belongs to K- straw..


She resemble it...

Teaser4: Shout out to papaD, finestB ,samtolly4j kejilee, and others.... Keep it up... This thread is rocking

papindinho: G-flakes = garri k-straw = kulikuli

Teaser4: Shout out to papaD, finestB ,samtolly4j kejilee, and others.... Keep it up... This thread is rocking

Samtolly4JESUS: # Clears throat!

The programme is starting 9 pm

Oya, make all of us start to Dey prepare

Tola, miracy and the other girls, hope the G flakes is boiling??

Oga papipinddo: hope the bouncers are ready?? You know this is an election... We noe want rigging oo

FB: hope the chairs and Tables are ready??

Jakes baba: hope the sound intruments are ok?

Dr Lee: we go need some of your twakwando guys Oo

Oga xkid: hope una don deliver the IV to mr Teaser, Mr Hausa, Sir mikky, mr Olayiwola and all other staylites?? They will grace the high table oo..

Dr Adewhale: I can see the you're very ready

Sir totti: hope the drinks are ready?

Oga cimetide, PHtemie and Timicheal: hope una don contact the Election tribunal??


Me dey inside inner room oo.... I dey pray earnestly for the success of the programme

Samtolly4JESUS: we hail sire! We dey follow your footprints o

papindinho: lolz....... Wa shere oga mi to sure

Samtolly4JESUS: # Clears throat!

The programme is starting 9 pm

Oya, make all of us start to Dey prepare

Tola, miracy and the other girls, hope the G flakes is boiling??

Oga papipinddo: hope the bouncers are ready?? You know this is an election... We noe want rigging oo

FB: hope the chairs and Tables are ready??

Jakes baba: hope the sound intruments are ok?

Dr Lee: we go need some of your twakwando guys Oo

Oga xkid: hope una don deliver the IV to mr Teaser, Mr Hausa, Sir mikky, mr Olayiwola and all other staylites?? They will grace the high table oo..

Dr Adewhale: I can see the you're very ready

Sir totti: hope the drinks are ready?

Oga cimetide, PHtemie and Timicheal: hope una don contact the Election tribunal??


Me dey inside inner room oo.... I dey pray earnestly for the success of the programme

papindinho: thanks boss me...... Oya, Tola, add im name for the g-flake delivery list.

buzyguy: mayb u had unnoticeable fewer or drunk to d brim,dnt fnk awo cld mak u vomit. Na d neatst villa 4oau city b dat oo no be joke o

Adehwale:
still on d matter
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Tickets for the show
Regular-N1,000
Vip-N5,000
VVIP- N20,000
ORP [over rich personalty]- blank cheque
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Dress code:
guys- blue top, yellow pant trousers, white bathroom slippers wit a danshiki cap.
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Ladies- bikini tinz *winks*
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Refreshment:
g-flakes for all!!!
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N.B mogbo moyas would be bounced by our hefty, well built able bodyguards.
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For more enquires and ticket bookings, u can get in touch with papidinho.

Samtolly4JESUS: Don't disturb me na can't you see am praying ni??

whaleylawz: oga mi,abeg i dy hungs 2

papindinho: ok sir...... #amen amen amen amen awomen amen awomen amen

Samtolly4JESUS: don't miss it oo

The Theme is: THE HOLY SPIRIT!

Samtolly4JESUS: guy wetin na.. All these chemicals on top me!!

You be gaius??

emmyeuler1: dose medicinal active ingredients are highly potent...by the way wat is gaius?

gloatkenf: This is a poem I wrote when I learnt that FUNKE - that famous Yoruba actress had divorced again...
[b]Title: ...a man can't...a woman can't... Celebrities' and...everyone...
Film industries...
Why must most African actors in those classy mags?
See something's slaugthering us and yet we are loving it
Let's not lie to ourselves for once for fore
This is clear craziness
Let's let trust go along with any relationship...
See some Funke's broken her finger rim again
Manifolds of her colleagues are in the same shitty seat
See, a woman can't exist without a man
See a man must cuddle up with a woman or else...
What is it in this that must that this (that) vexed them so?
Why must you serve him, I meant her with a divorce paper
A divorce paper is a death sentence...
Don't you know, damn it...?
Damn it my mummy, why's mere money marring the macrocosm inthese modern days?
The world is dying by deceit of deceit
Am not sore surprised a jot, so, don't we all ask him to do same?
So by that we've all rendered our dinings dyed of deadly dilly-dallys of hanky-pankys
And then now rendering the fine face of our havens in higleddy-pigleddy hence
Be truthful in your parts
Or else...
See, see your gorgeous raiments in public place
Becoming a loosened big painted pants plastered with plentious pretty pitiful pits... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/231116/...a-man-cant...a-woman-cant...-celebrities-and...everyone.html [/b]

jakesund: Hausa where are u now??

Come lets celebrate na..

jakesund: Guys forgive me for going off without permission

to hair is human and to forgive is design

was busy prep-ping ma sister tola for the elections

ya know how we ekitimaticians like to look good for virtual events

xkid come and dobale... i wanna confer on u the honorary title of COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF BOUNCERS STAFF

michaeltotti ATTORNEY GENERAL OF ENVIRONMENTAL SANITATION LOGISTICS AND PLANNING


phtemie--INSPECTOR GENERAL OF G-FLAKES MINING AND PROCESSING

samtolly - GENERAL OVERSEER OF K-STRAW MOULDING AND FRYING

fynest -VICE CHANCELLOR G-FLAKES AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY OF AGEGUNLE

papindinho - no more bedspace squat with michael

Sleek_Hoyeen: I wont,Pastor!

jakesund:

gaius is the british version of g-flakes portrayed in merlin

Samtolly4JESUS: cool!..

Am happy the frying is under me..... But you won't be happy when....

The fart is passing over you

jakesund:

gaius is the british version of g-flakes portrayed in merlin

Adehwale:
Hausa is also on strike, he should return to the thread when F.G meets ASUU demands.

Vetolips: authur na d kulikuli abi...smh bad bad