Sleek_Hoyeen: haba! This is not our portion,sir. We reject it by fire! No more UTME! No more PUTME! Try again next year. Matriculation on our great minds...(by God's grace)no1 would be left out..

cimetidine: lol. U dhan accept dt u lost d case. Then u tried an unprofessional strategy. Smartest barry eva liveth!

Oluwatola5: Thumbs of bros,dis wut av bin nursin @ d bak of my mind. 2 whooping offers, OAU admission no b beans @ all, if nah stick nack am 4 d prsn head, take d money, cash it sharply if it in cheque form and omo, ur life will b a cruise

emmyeuler1: good evening fellaz....hope u guyz are doing gr8?

Samtolly4JESUS: No sidetracks!

Money or admission!

Choose one!

cimetidine: dnt divert me, barry. We were arguing on 'weda d giver is robbable'. Is d giver robbable?

Lumie08: Amen.... u are on point jare

Samtolly4JESUS: NO

Samtolly4JESUS: Tola, if you see the Cash, you'll forget the name of Your Course... You'll be like.. 'Eerm... Eerm... Am going for LAW EDU '

cimetidine: i wud take legal steps or resought to prayerz.

Oluwatola5: Lolzzzz....buh seriously, am not a money freak

Samtolly4JESUS:

Legal step? Gimme the case.


Prayers? Gimme the prayer Point

Samtolly4JESUS: Boss lee!

Abeg pass quick quick make we see front.

Fynestboi: NTN can happen, tellng u fact, ntn can happen, grey hair u mean? U must be joking.... U re only saying this just 4 sweet tongue, am telng u wat i wud do....

Samtolly4JESUS: CRACKER: 15Million and give up Your admission status?


Honest answers.

cimetidine: case- an injunction restraining the defendant (am d plaintiff) frm giving out d said sum till i finish my llb course.

Kejilee: lol nt crious


A frnd of mine got admitted tru jamb
..and list nt out

Confused

Samtolly4JESUS: Double Mouth!

MONEY or ADMISSION!

Choose ONE!

camizzy:
Hummmm,2 be honest i fink i'll go 4 ma admission,why?..becuz 15million is 2 small,if it was maybe 50 60 million enhhenn..i will go nd start business niyen!!

Oluwatola5: No, i blong 2 d era of d book 1984, we double-think!!!! Black can b white and also not b white dependin on d sense it is used *winks*

Samtolly4JESUS: and the prayers?


What if I stand for the accused?

cimetidine: if u stand for d defendant, alternative dispute resolutn comes in. For instance, d giver might want to pay u 500k for legal fee. Agoh promise u 2M. Agoh win d case if no lawyer stands for him nd kolet 13M nd yet go to oau.

Samtolly4JESUS: and the prayers?


What if I stand for the accused?

Fynestboi: Oluwatola tell me or give me 3 reason y we want admisn if nt 4 money sake? Abi afta skul wat nxt?

cimetidine: so sum1 Cud support me, my head don swell.

cimetidine: praya - lord God, the israelites drank water nd manna nd nt only one. Why can't u give me d double blessing. Nd with God, all thingx are...

Samtolly4JESUS:

Fancy why you sell g-flakes with all vigour

Samtolly4JESUS: gibberish

Oluwatola5:
1.Nigeria's labour market dont av regard 4 so many 1st degree's any longer coz dey now kno d@ dey arent through-breds.
2.D only few and regarded uni's abroad are also competitive 2 enta. No b beans except u wan bcom regular form customer.
3.15million cant buy u d whole world, d moment d money gets 2 ur hand, mehn, o ti tan!!!

Samtolly4JESUS:
God gave the israelites ONLY Manna

Not Varieties