Dolphineyes: I have this gut feeling that the many who made it to the Merit list have been trying to get admitted into this great school,on the average,say 3 years. True or False.

cimetidine: I personally will stop all forms of jokes or whynings on dis thread. I pity sum guyz dt get vexed up with litu digs. U goh enter university nd do sumfn funny nd thereby threatenen ppl nt to make jest of u. You'd beta learn hw to contain such nd d way to do dt is nt to vex bt to wait for wen d person dt made jest of u will commit a blunder. Even gals are nt left out, U goh walk pass AWO hall nd i wonder hw many ppl u goh threaten, especially if u'r fat or too thin. Tz beta d ppl concerned adjust nw because if nt, u goh learn with tears. Dtz why many ppl cal dia parents to complain. We are social beings nw doh i'm ending dose jokes.

Jodekss: O, believe me boy, offences were intended in your last words/post that was riddened with supra-kind, in texture of filth. I have been writing poems and other crazy writs afore you started sitting down preparing for your WASSCE, I am me and honestly chum, you do not want to provoke me, ask last year's trend, they are gonna fill your bellicose brains and titchy thumbs via your nuts ears with food for thought about my alacrity...

cimetidine: I personally will stop all forms of jokes or whynings on dis thread. I pity sum guyz dt get vexed up with litu digs. U goh enter university nd do sumfn funny nd thereby threatenen ppl nt to make jest of u. You'd beta learn hw to contain such nd d way to do dt is nt to vex bt to wait for wen d person dt made jest of u will commit a blunder. Even gals are nt left out, U goh walk pass AWO hall nd i wonder hw many ppl u goh threaten, especially if u'r fat or too thin. Tz beta d ppl concerned adjust nw because if nt, u goh learn with tears. Dtz why many ppl cal dia parents to complain. We are social beings nw doh i'm ending dose jokes.

Dolphineyes:
Geez! Who are you dude! You know what,now I absolutely without any ounce of vacillation,or doubt believe you wrote those poems you've been posting! You musta read my comment with feelings! I actually wanted to hammer on those derailing this thread,then mellowed. A lot of the guys we see as guests and ghosts are in serious distress! This thread has got to stay on its intended path,dispensing useful infos that will aid 'em. While we wanna share some fun and jokes along the way,that should not relegate to the background the purpose of this forum. Hey,No Offence intended. ( I really wanna see what Chiamaka looks like)

cimetidine: I personally will stop all forms of jokes or whynings on dis thread. I pity sum guyz dt get vexed up with litu digs. U goh enter university nd do sumfn funny nd thereby threatenen ppl nt to make jest of u. You'd beta learn hw to contain such nd d way to do dt is nt to vex bt to wait for wen d person dt made jest of u will commit a blunder. Even gals are nt left out, U goh walk pass AWO hall nd i wonder hw many ppl u goh threaten, especially if u'r fat or too thin. Tz beta d ppl concerned adjust nw because if nt, u goh learn with tears. Dtz why many ppl cal dia parents to complain. We are social beings nw doh i'm ending dose jokes.

cimetidine: I personally will stop all forms of jokes or whynings on dis thread. I pity sum guyz dt get vexed up with litu digs. U goh enter university nd do sumfn funny nd thereby threatenen ppl nt to make jest of u. You'd beta learn hw to contain such nd d way to do dt is nt to vex bt to wait for wen d person dt made jest of u will commit a blunder. Even gals are nt left out, U goh walk pass AWO hall nd i wonder hw many ppl u goh threaten, especially if u'r fat or too thin. Tz beta d ppl concerned adjust nw because if nt, u goh learn with tears. Dtz why many ppl cal dia parents to complain. We are social beings nw doh i'm ending dose jokes.

Dolphineyes: Let's do this y'all. It's called, "MY FIRST THOUGHTS." Tells us all,in good English that is,what it was like when you first stepped into OAU.

Dolphineyes: Gosh! Why is everyone irate?! You guys entirely misconstrue what I wrote. Why's no one pointing to the prayer part or.................I beg O!

papindinho: in good English ahn. Am sorry brov. I don't dig much at spilling words without reference to ma mother's tongue. And I didn't have any mind bugging thoughts when I first stepped in. Just a cool feeling the name comes with, OAU is enough to keep you craving to be an under-G there.

Dolphineyes:
I didn't say "mind bugging." I had a wonderful first impression. That's what I meant,your first impression,Sir.

Dolphineyes:
Hey man,you need not stop those jokes and quotes,I been enjoying them now! You can't fit try fa,walahi!

Dolphineyes:
Oh my! None of what I wrote was directed at you personally! And when I said," who are you dude?" it was meant to commend ur intelligence and person! Chill sire! Like you said,am your boy! Mehn you rock! Lastly if I did provoke you,am sowie,never intended to.

Jodekss: there is a big difference twixt the the dead and the sleepers... As it is in that state so it is when we say, 'JESTING and GLOATING...'

Jodekss: Nay padi, I was just kidding though my words seemed kookie. I ain't too young enough to be corrected yes but remember always we are created with varid tempraments... And if anyone loves to paste jest words or jokes or any other thing under normalcy, paste it, but derailing the trend too far would only propel the the moderator to place ban on it...gbam...
Here is a place manifolds rely upon for solid items of information, guide lines and the likes, seeing it banned wouldn't make 'em jump up ecstacy and say thank you Jesus/Allah but to haul kinds of negative words on the causers...
Moreover, let's let politeness go along with us in all we post, when it does, no lele, the trend would keep on floating...

Fynestboi: who u takng to? I knw u a joker so y stoping nw? To early kid come on

cimetidine: oya post sumfn relating to admissn. Le z hear.

Dolphineyes: Name the Hall of residence and block if you can:

Faj block B

Dolphineyes: Name the Hall of residence and block if you can:

Samtolly4JESUS:

Zimbabwe Angola; block Q.

Samtolly4JESUS:

Zimbabwe Angola; block Q.

zezeny: If the Law now says Examination Malpractices attract five years imprisonment. How many years should Election Malpractices attract?

Jodekss: Mine's there too, I am just done confirming it... Thanks to Jesus and I am so very glad... I am glad for us all... Thumbs up for us all...

Dolphineyes: I have this gut feeling that the many who made it to the Merit list have been trying to get admitted into this great school,on the average,say 3 years. True or False.

Dolphineyes: Name the Hall of residence and block if you can:

Sbrainy: This goes out to the just concluded OAU pd students that choose any course in Health Sciences
Medicine 80.9
Nursing- 71.2
Medical Rehabilitation- 70.8
Dentistry- 77.8

ALL d best....as many dat dint make these, All will b well

Lahby: jamb wil upload it wen??