Ifyx: Maween pple..arent u guyz awake yet?

Morning dearie, but i am wondering if you slept at all.

Miracy: mmmm...ma nite ws sweet ma....ALL IS WELL

Ma'am stop Ma-ing me, its a slap on your prestige. Good morning and how was your nite?

Miracy: :odownloadin wat

Gflakes!!!

Miracy: Destiny can only be delayd buh can never be denied,no matter wat Now is,Later will be different...i pray our later wil be victorious n we shall all av every reason to praise GOD IJN!....

if you noe n believe....exclaim dat:MY FUTURE IS BRIGHT N BEAUTIFUL,I WILL GET DERE!!!!!



To ma fellowmates stil anticipatin 4 d release of their names...may d rock of ages wu turn water to wine grant ur wishes n heart desires IJN...d GOD of all possibilities will mke all dat seem imposible in ur life possible IJN...


TO all dose writin UI postume today,success is yours...as d children of Israel faced n conquerd d wall of Jericho,may u all destroy n embarrass d exam IJN...D Lord go n be wid u all in Jesus name...journey mercies.





To all may our joy be full IJN...

ASUU N FG plsss na....let all dis nightmares be ova jawe...GOD IS WATCHIN OOOOOO

N.B-Thnk u JESUS for d gift of life....

gooooooodmawin gbogbo ile,hope you all had a great nighty?....mine was sweet..

##peace##

MY FUTURE IS BRIGHT AND I MUST GET THERE!!!! 10nks for remembering my UI brothers and sisters. You just said my mind. Guess our hearts andmind reasoned alike this morning.

Miracy: mmmmmm....hope am save sha

On all sides ma'am.

Ghydyon: d last time i heard a cock crows was 2years ago bt was suprise 2 hear it dis morning.i looked around 2 c whr d sound came 4rm.afta searching 4 abt 5min only 2 find out it came 4rm dis thread......

Bt wait o,se una hear am?
ekaro gbogbo ile, eji re bi?

If u knw u r proud of ur language,lets hear u say GOOD MORNING WITH IT

Ekaro.

jaryeh: This is to inform everyone anticipating the release of the 2nd admsn list that the list is now on the Jamb website www.jamb.or.ng


I give thanks to God that I have been offered a provisional admsn to study Mechanical Engineering in this great institution. Help me praise God o!!!















Oh! I forgot to add that all this things happened in my dream.
Good morning everyone #yawns

Lolzzz.....Jaye isnt serious this morning ooo, i was already dialing someone's no when i read the 1st 5 lines ooo. Good morning and may it be unto you and many others according to how you have imagined.

Miracy: Destiny can only be delayd buh can never be denied,no matter wat Now is,Later will be different...i pray our later wil be victorious n we shall all av every reason to praise GOD IJN!....

if you noe n believe....exclaim dat:MY FUTURE IS BRIGHT N BEAUTIFUL,I WILL GET DERE!!!!!



To ma fellowmates stil anticipatin 4 d release of their names...may d rock of ages wu turn water to wine grant ur wishes n heart desires IJN...d GOD of all possibilities will mke all dat seem imposible in ur life possible IJN...


TO all dose writin UI postume today,success is yours...as d children of Israel faced n conquerd d wall of Jericho,may u all destroy n embarrass d exam IJN...D Lord go n be wid u all in Jesus name...journey mercies.





To all may our joy be full IJN...

ASUU N FG plsss na....let all dis nightmares be ova jawe...GOD IS WATCHIN OOOOOO

N.B-Thnk u JESUS for d gift of life....

gooooooodmawin gbogbo ile,hope you all had a great nighty?....mine was sweet..

##peace##

amina ya alau...

Oluwatola5: Am no badoo here, i dont do badodo things.

badodo ko, badidi ni...

Jodekss: badodo ko, badidi ni...

Ko wo le!!! Good morning anywais.

Time Flies ! Itz ßeen a while....

Samtolly4JESUS:

How's the lawyer to the son?

GRANDPA..

x-kid2000:
Time Flies ! Itz ßeen a while....

Hmm....X-Kid i hope you are good. You rily did well by abandoning us here ooo, more flesh to your bones.

Oluwatola5: Ko wo le!!! Good morning anywais.

gudugudu morny 2u too, I don't need to ask about ya nyt, cos I know it was vigilful...

Samtolly4JESUS: Good Morning House!

Happy Weekend!

May God Help our people writing UI's Pume today.

For today, let's take up this cracker:

A lawyer has a son, the son's father is the Gateman, who's the Lawyer?

the son's mother

x-kid2000:
GRANDPA..

Over the bar boss!

Ansa dz pls: ur parents gave birth 2 a child, it's neither your sister nor ur brother. Wu z d person?

Timichael: the son's mother

I trust our barristers!

I owe you a bag of G-flakes!

Timichael: Ansa dz pls: ur parents gave birth 2 a child, it's neither your sister nor ur brother. Wu z d person?

The child is me now! Who else?

Jodekss: gudugudu morny 2u too, I don't need to ask about ya nyt, cos I know it was vigilful...

Lolzzz.......2dai is my son's exam, wht do you expect? >

Oluwatola5: Lolzzz.......2dai is my son's exam, wht do you expect? >

what...! So, you don born, don't talk to me again o...

Timichael: Ansa dz pls: ur parents gave birth 2 a child, it's neither your sister nor ur brother. Wu z d person?

Logically, the child is me.

Jodekss: what...! So, you don born, don't talk to me again o...

Nah, get your words right ooo, i neva born, but have been blessed with kids, just 20 boys and 16 gals, i havent gone too far nau I hope to return soon to active delivery soon sef )8

Samtolly4JESUS:

The child is me now! Who else?

wow! Expect a fully loaded tanker of seven up 4rm me!

Oluwatola5: Logically, the child is me.

correct! Av a keg of palmwine 2 freshen up...

Timichael: correct! Av a keg of palmwine 2 freshen up...

No sir, i dont drink alcohol sir but you could do better by sending me cash, that will be.....

Oluwatola5: Nah, get your words right ooo, i neva born, but have been blessed with kids, just 20 boys and 16 gals, i havent gone too far nau I hope to return soon to active delivery soon sef )8

was just kidding ni ...


I wish all the the sitters for ui's p.jamb today lots of luck...

Jodekss: was just kidding ni ...


I wish all the the sitters for ui's p.jamb today lots of luck...

A very big amen to that from me!!!!!

Oluwatola5: A very big amen to that from me!!!!!

bye bye...

Oluwatola5: Hmm......good morning this morning, how are you and i hope you slept well.

good morning,am 5n..aw abt u?

Oluwatola5: Ma'am stop Ma-ing me, its a slap on your prestige. Good morning and how was your nite?

A slapnoooo,its ony a way of showin respect to my boss ni n abeg ma‘am stop ma-in me too...ayam still a kid oooo
good morning....ma nyt was sweet,urs

Oluwatola5: Gflakes!!!

mmmmmm...i dnt want g-flakes buh he can do berra wid cash*just as ma madam tola used to say*

I sight u all o...good morning to u all..hope u all had a nice night