Prince adebayo: Breaking NewsAfter their return from Brazil World cup yestaday, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized.Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said "Mikel how far na?". Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed that the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise. Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Mikel how far na, see as you just run the away". Confused and frustrated Mikel asked "but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises"?The old lady replied: "Hahaha, Mikel na wa for you oh, look me well na, It's me Yobo"

u gat me lollin

Prince adebayo: Breaking NewsAfter their return from Brazil World cup yestaday, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized.Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said "Mikel how far na?". Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed that the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise. Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Mikel how far na, see as you just run the away". Confused and frustrated Mikel asked "but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises"?The old lady replied: "Hahaha, Mikel na wa for you oh, look me well na, It's me Yobo"

nw dat's wat i cal funny!

Days keep hijacking one another,month creeping on fellow months.june don pass,july is rolling away, nd here we are,wt notn bn sed abt resumption.....we'r gona b celebrating our postume 1st year anniversary in 11days time,whereas our matriculation hasnt bn dated yet....[s]shebi we don pay,mak we resume jor,i swear we no go protest again[/s] or mak dem return persn mony nd take their admission
d tin don tire person sef.if 1 hasnt gained admission, dat's considerable bt y wuld 1 b given admission snce last year nd still nairalanding away 1's time at hom.

Bamidele Oludare> GREAT IFE STUDENTS' UNION. UPDATE ON THE STRUGGLE: AS AT 2ND JULY,2014 "If falsehood runs faster than Hussein Bolt for years non-stop, it takes the truth just a second to meet up with it." Between last Saturday and this moment, the Students' Union was able to clear the air on all allegations and propaganda flown in recent times by the management through our massive press campaign and Press Conference on Sunday in particular. The Press Conference had in attendance Dr Joe Odumakin, President Campaign for Democracy and female activist, some past Union leaders and some of our legal counsel. Our side of the story was in the course of the week captured severally in newspapers (punch, tribune, new telegraph, sahara reporters, etc) and tv stations (STV, AIT) giving detailed analysis of our struggle. The heat and pressure our actions forced the management to issue a release through the Registrar today 2nd July. To this end a detailed report of what has transpired, our efforts and its results since the closure of school and our next line of action will be communicated to Great Ife Students before the end of tommorrow 3rd July, 2014. Aluta Continua...

A close friend of mine will be returning from school today, he just finished his 100 level second semester exams and I got admitted before him. O boi! I don't know if I should be happy for him or get saddened about my situation

Teezman: A close friend of mine will be returning from school today, he just finished his 100 level second semester exams and I got admitted before him. O boi! I don't know if I should be happy for him or get saddened about my situation

lollsss..u ds guy ehn

Teezman: A close friend of mine will be returning from school today, he just finished his 100 level second semester exams and I got admitted before him. O boi! I don't know if I should be happy for him or get saddened about my situation

u dnt mean it right Second semester exam?? Choiiii

is the admission office opened or it was shut down too.

Olastep hav rplied u nw.he said it on

tundeks: is the admission office opened or it was shut down too.

T.ice:
u dnt mean it right Second semester exam?? Choiiii

am damn serious, he attends UNILORIN. now that's a relief right. but OAUUUUUUUUUU........

tundeks: is the admission office opened or it was shut down too.

open

Teezman: am damn serious, he attends UNILORIN. now that's a relief right. but OAUUUUUUUUUU........

unilorin?...i seeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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BREAKING NEWS:Obafemi Awolowo
University(OAU) re-opens school and all
academic activities are to resume fortwith
as
the VC announces a total reversal of the
increased school fees,in a statement
released by the PRO of the school(Mr
Asubiojo),He said the school had
considered
the plight of the students and dimmed it fit
to reverse the increment and every
student
who paid would have their money
refunded
at the various banks paid provided they
tender the payment receipt.He welcomed
this new development as he said the
school
has the students in mind and said the
Senate has fixed the resumption date for
Sunday,July6,2014 as academic activities
continue on Monday,July7,2014,all
students
are expected to return to campus
soon......FOR MORE JOKES,send OAU to
7777

PROGRESS REPORT:
The Senate has constituted an Investigative Panel to investigate this increment saga & they will meet all stakeholders soon.

July 7th isn't the deadline for payment of school fee,there is no date as of now.The deadline should be after Matric- #OAU SU

akindele487:
open

Wow, i want to submit my transcript, i,m a DE aspirant. who knows may be i,l be allow to submit it at the admission office.

BINTI_LAYE101: PROGRESS REPORT:
The Senate has constituted an Investigative Panel to investigate this increment saga & they will meet all stakeholders soon.

hey, chairman, remember me?, stephen, that Ican guy that asked u to come to Angola b7.... Wen u come dey find me go d7, can I have Ur whatsapp number?

Hi guys. How you all doing? Pls,i'll like to ask whether the university bookshop still dy open?

Only God has d final say over all this trash omole is causing......

icelord: hey, chairman, remember me?, stephen, that Ican guy that asked u to come to Angola b7.... Wen u come dey find me go d7, can I have Ur whatsapp number?

Oooh! i remember, aw r u doing now naa? sorry, i am not on watsapp, u can just add me on facebook sha.

Will love to visit OAU one day.

what a wait! sorry to the freshers, these things happen and I can imagine the feel...Wish the school made this development earlier before now, u guys would have taken jamb and forfeited the admission cos its as good as useless being offered admission since last year and still waiting to resume till today...Grossly saddening but I believe it shall pass one day but as for people who chose Oau this year,your case is pathetic cos I don't know if the school has plans for u guys and I advise u go get jamb forms and resit for it next year choosing schools with better academic calendar.

Teezman: A close friend of mine will be returning from school today, he just finished his 100 level second semester exams and I got admitted before him. O boi! I don't know if I should be happy for him or get saddened about my situation

dis is d most annoying part bro...I got my admission last year August nd a frnd got his arnd December,he's in 2nd semester @FUTA nd I'm still here chilling,all in d name of once-upon-a-time great Ife...

BINTI_LAYE101: July 7th isn't the deadline for payment of school fee,there is no date as of now.The deadline should be after Matric- #OAU SU

boss,u're yet to pay??

Hey guys. Been a while I've been here, in person and not in posts tho'.. Good job you people are doing here, keeping yourselves together. Thumbs up. Fresher too.

fattbabakay: boss,u're yet to pay??

Being a staylite who understand d poltitics being played by mgt, i'm yet to pay ooo.

From the table of S.U. P.R.O.(3 days ago)
OAU VC not yet sacked and August resumption is not true. To Awoites Aluta Continua for resisting lock up of d hall.

BINTI_LAYE101:
Being a staylite who understand d poltitics being played by mgt, i'm yet to pay ooo.

l0l...chop knuckle jhor,u knw wotsup

BINTI_LAYE101: From the table of S.U. P.R.O.(3 days ago)
OAU VC not yet sacked and August resumption is not true. To Awoites Aluta Continua for resisting lock up of d hall.

so dey've locked articulate angola??

OAU isn't on strike,the management only closed the school
#OAUSU PRO Bamidele.