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Just Smile And Hit Like by Obere4u: 7:23pm On Jan 22, 2013
Saw this on Facebook so decided to share it here

•If after entering a bus, it gets to
your turn to pay your fare and
you can’t find your money.

•If you are downloading 5GB of
data and it Fails at 99%.

•If you bought a bold 6 for 90k
today and the next day the price
drops to 20k.

•You win 100millon, u put am 4
bank, next week d bank declare
bankruptcy.

•your first day in a restaurant,
after eating fish, the bone hang
for your throat.

•If after working for 30 days, you
got fired without salary.

•After selling your fathers
property to go abroad, and you
still got deported few weeks later.

• if you take cheat into the exam
hall, and cant understand your
own handwriting.

• If after 6 abortions and d guy
still ends up not marrying you.

• if you submit expo with your
answer sheet.

•when ur friend wey just come
back from Yankee gives u cheque
& did not remember to sign
Before going back.

• If at age 38 , you still refer to
Davido as your role model.

• if after you use a heavy perfume
and your body odour is still
stronger than RAID.

• If After You photoshop your
Picture & you still Ugly Pass gorilla

• If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur
graduation.

• if ur leg dey show for passport
photograph.

• If You Break-Up With Your
Boyfriend/ ­girlfriend and he/she
wins
100million naira the next day!.

• if the person that you were
cursing out in traffic turns out to
be the one interviewing you for a
job.

• If U lied to Armed robbers that u
don’t have a phone, then it rings,
& ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole,
Ole Ole Ole!

• if you sell ur Kidney to buy a
Range rover sport and they steal it
d next day.

• If u carry textbook go exam hall
and still dey copy from others

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Re: Just Smile And Hit Like by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 22, 2013
Obere4u: Saw this on Facebook so decided to share it here

• if you take cheat into the exam
hall, and cant understand your
own handwriting.

• if you submit expo with your
answer sheet.

• If u carry textbook go exam hall
and still dey copy from others

Omo na very serious olodo nai go do all these kain tins o! grin
Re: Just Smile And Hit Like by Fleming5(m): 6:48am On Jan 23, 2013
Obere4u: Saw this on Facebook so decided to share it here

•If after entering a bus, it gets to
your turn to pay your fare and
you can’t find your money.

•If you are downloading 5GB of
data and it Fails at 99%.

•If you bought a bold 6 for 90k
today and the next day the price
drops to 20k.

•You win 100millon, u put am 4
bank, next week d bank declare
bankruptcy.

•your first day in a restaurant,
after eating fish, the bone hang
for your throat.

•If after working for 30 days, you
got fired without salary.

•After selling your fathers
property to go abroad, and you
still got deported few weeks later.

• if you take cheat into the exam
hall, and cant understand your
own handwriting.

• If after 6 abortions and d guy
still ends up not marrying you.

• if you submit expo with your
answer sheet.

•when ur friend wey just come
back from Yankee gives u cheque
& did not remember to sign
Before going back.

• If at age 38 , you still refer to
Davido as your role model.

• if after you use a heavy perfume
and your body odour is still
stronger than RAID.

• If After You photoshop your
Picture & you still Ugly Pass gorilla

• If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur
graduation.

• if ur leg dey show for passport
photograph.

• If You Break-Up With Your
Boyfriend/ ­girlfriend and he/she
wins
100million naira the next day!.

• if the person that you were
cursing out in traffic turns out to
be the one interviewing you for a
job.

• If U lied to Armed robbers that u
don’t have a phone, then it rings,
& ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole,
Ole Ole Ole!

• if you sell ur Kidney to buy a
Range rover sport and they steal it
d next day.

• If u carry textbook go exam hall
and still dey copy from others
Two options 4 you 1. Keep on keeping on. 2. Go down d street and hug a transformer
Re: Just Smile And Hit Like by Obere4u: 8:30am On Jan 24, 2013
Fleming5: Two options 4 you 1. Keep on keeping on. 2. Go down d street and hug a transformer
undecided

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