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How Can One Pass Poo-poo Noiselessly by lasrondo: 11:14am On Jan 23, 2013
Please can anyone suggest how one can pass excreta without making a loud noise?
I have tried it so many times all to no avail. I could be embarrassing when using a public toilet
Like in the airport and you have a lot of people waiting at the door for you to finish.
Thanks
Re: How Can One Pass Poo-poo Noiselessly by Nobody: 11:19am On Jan 23, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How Can One Pass Poo-poo Noiselessly by greedie1(f): 11:36am On Jan 23, 2013
u should poo everyday, FGS dont store d poo.... or u could see a doctor grin grin
Re: How Can One Pass Poo-poo Noiselessly by ULSHERLAN(m): 11:51am On Jan 23, 2013
Loose ass
Re: How Can One Pass Poo-poo Noiselessly by tpia5: 4:38pm On Jan 23, 2013
you're not supposed to do the #2 in a public facility- people will talk.



as per the noise, whoever is listening when you're relieving yourself at home, should just count it as one of those things, abi how una for do am.


all the noisy blasts and everything- better out than in as they say. Sebi dem own na for ear, you wey you dey release all the waste product, na you do the work jare.

lord have mercy.
Re: How Can One Pass Poo-poo Noiselessly by plendil: 8:56pm On Jan 30, 2013
it only means you're passing a lot of gassy shyyte. grin grin

One tip is to avoid eating very heavy meals late at night.
Re: How Can One Pass Poo-poo Noiselessly by Kslib(m): 8:58am On Feb 01, 2013
hahaha!! All you have to do is just to play music while pooing.. Thats my trick..

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