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Lies Detector Robot by sensimila: 10:51am On Mar 04, 2008 |
[size=8pt] Kyle's dad brought home a robot 1day. The robot has the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied on the face.Kyle returned late from school and dad asked, "Son why are you late from school?"."Dad, we had extra classes today".The robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted "Now com'n tell me the truth. Why are you late?" "Dad, I went to a movie" "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" Immediately, Kyle got anoda slap from the robot . "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie "Sex Queen"."Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a hot slap on the face from the robot.Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all he is ur son!!!" The robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a slap. |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by ayusman16(m): 10:56am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Damn! This joke is damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by Teejay07(m): 11:35am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Hahahahahahahahah. Very nice. Please keep it up. |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by kolaoloye(m): 2:37pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
in fact, i love this. |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by tytylayor: 3:06pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
seen it b4 but still rocks, lmao |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by clemcykul(f): 3:41pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by kay9(m): 4:13pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
;d ;d |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by sincity(m): 4:24pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
Good one. The robot steps out of the PC and gives those that have heard the joke before a hot slap, GBOoSSA!!!! |
Re: Lies Detector Robot by tytylayor: 4:29pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
and bak to those dat says d robot steps out of d PC and gave dem double hot slap GBOSA!!! GBOSA |
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