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APKOS In School....!!!kai Apkos Must B A Lunatic by Kcxee(m): 6:30am On Jan 24, 2013
TEACHER: Akpors finish this sentence..
'Many are called but .............?

AKPORS: But only few have credit to call
back..

Teacher: “I killed someone.” Convert this
sentence into future tense

AKPORS: The future tense is “You will go
to jail”

TEACHER: Who was Judas in the Bible?

AKPORS: A farmer & vegetarian

TEACHER: How? Why?

AKPORS: because Judas' Eats' Carrot!!

Teacher: Mention one domestic animal

Akpors: Dog.

Teacher; Any other one?..

Akpors: Another dog.

Teacher: Who canstate one different
between abird and a fly?

Akpors: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot
bird

Teacher: What's your favorite outdoor
activity?..

Akpors: Going back inside
Teacher: Akpors, why have u made ahole in
urumbrella?

Akpors: I want to know when the rain is
coming

TEACHER: Use the word
harassment in a sentence..

AKPORS: I was in love wit Ekaetteand
HER ASS MEANT a lot to me

TEACHER: Akpors define Racism?..

AKPORS: Racism is when u select your
white clothes to wash first before the
black ones
Teacher: Akpors I heard you failed in
English..

Akpors: Nonsense,
Who telled you so?

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Re: APKOS In School....!!!kai Apkos Must B A Lunatic by sapeleogbo: 5:33pm On Jan 24, 2013
Guy, you try sha[color=#990000][/color] tongue

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Re: APKOS In School....!!!kai Apkos Must B A Lunatic by Kcxee(m): 8:24am On Jan 25, 2013
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Re: APKOS In School....!!!kai Apkos Must B A Lunatic by marvelousabah(m): 11:59pm On Jan 26, 2013
Nice one dier,vry funny
Re: APKOS In School....!!!kai Apkos Must B A Lunatic by Wendyslim(f): 4:05pm On Jul 03, 2014
Nice one guy. Kip it up
Re: APKOS In School....!!!kai Apkos Must B A Lunatic by jokingmary(m): 6:57pm On Jul 03, 2014
i love the racism part cheesy cheesy.. nice one man

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