LADIES Are Such Complex
Creatures:
If you kiss her, you are not a
gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for
nothing.
If you agree to all her likes, you
are a wimp,
If you don't you are not
understanding.
If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of
double crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a
dull guy.
If you are a minute late, she
complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.
If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.IN SHORT... So simple, yet so
complex, So weak,yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable, So
daming, yet so wonderful...
LADIES!