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Daughter by diddy4(m): 6:19pm On Apr 30, 2006
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly. "Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said. Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Daddy, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner? Amen!"
Re: Daughter by Z4M4eva(f): 3:00pm On May 01, 2006
l.o.l cheesy cheesy
Re: Daughter by spikelord(m): 1:51am On May 08, 2006
grin grin grin Na wetin she want be that
Re: Daughter by sade511(f): 2:43am On May 08, 2006
lol
Those guest must have felt like shit.
Re: Daughter by oscarwodo(m): 10:33am On May 08, 2006
dats cool bu have seen it like 20 times over here hahaha
Re: Daughter by diddy4(m): 1:11pm On May 08, 2006
@ oscarwodo

u are such a wimp. u cant even prove what the fu*k u just said. u have seen it 20 times haha, what a stupid gay u r. show me where u saw it, fool. u think am like u that go to the trash can to recycle unfunny joke and get your postings high. boy be easyyyyy.
Re: Daughter by sade511(f): 4:49pm On May 08, 2006
DDDIIIIDDDYYYY. . . ah ah
Re: Daughter by diddy4(m): 5:17pm On May 08, 2006
sade511:

DDDIIIIDDDYYYY. . . ah ah


am so sorry hun sad sad sad. i will be a good boy now cheesy cheesy cheesy. how about that? smiley smiley smiley grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Daughter by sade511(f): 5:18pm On May 08, 2006
Much better kiss.
Re: Daughter by barinaadaa(m): 8:00pm On May 09, 2006
I HAVE AN IDEA WHY DONT WE CREAT A DISSING PLATFORM.

SO WE CAN GET RID OF ATTITUDE ON THIS PLATFORM.

THERE IS NOTHING REALLY NEW UNDER THE SUN, IS THERE ?

angry angry angry angry

SO IF YOU HAVE GOT SOME COOL JOKE TO SHARE , PLS DO AND MAKE SOMEONE`S DAY.

grin[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Daughter by lauryn(f): 2:58am On May 10, 2006
lmao
Re: Daughter by memyself2(f): 6:37am On May 10, 2006
barinaadaa:

I HAVE AN IDEA WHY DONT WE CREAT A DISSING PLATFORM.

SO WE CAN GET RID OF ATTITUDE ON THIS PLATFORM.

THERE IS NOTHING REALLY NEW UNDER THE SUN, IS THERE ?

angry angry angry angry

SO IF YOU HAVE GOT SOME COOL JOKE TO SHARE , PLS DO AND MAKE SOMEONE`S DAY.

grin[color=#990000][/color]

i totallly feel u
Re: Daughter by eveseh(f): 8:10pm On May 11, 2006
i luv this it's cool
Re: Daughter by diddy4(m): 8:33pm On May 11, 2006
eveseh:

i love this it's cool

thanks hun. kiss kiss kiss
Re: Daughter by eveseh(f): 8:41pm On May 11, 2006
diddy4dt:

thanks hun. kiss kiss kiss

back to you my luv kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cheesy cheesy kiss kiss kiss u are welcome

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