Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,532 members, 7,958,626 topics. Date: Wednesday, 25 September 2024 at 07:00 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban (3328 Views)
You Just Have To Smile/laugh At Some Point (funny Pictures Compilation) / Some Nice Pics To Smile To / Nigerian Jokes (2) (3) (4)
Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 6:45am On Jan 26, 2013 |
There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried. . . Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” . Husband: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.” . Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.” The husband gave up the ghost .. 1 Like |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 6:49am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Please always wait for pastor to end his prayer or statement before u say 'Amen' Pastor:There's a man here... Man: (shouts 4m d crowd) It is me. Pastor: I repeat, There's a man here.. Man: (shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family Pastor: I say there's a man Here.. Man: (shouts from d crowd) it is me ooooooh Pastor: They have been sucking your blood for 5yrs now... Man : Ah!!! no be me ooooh the Pastor had a cardiac arrest 3 Likes |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 6:58am On Jan 26, 2013 |
One weekend, a man is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to cut his lawn, a local kid named Bubba comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed bubba is. He cant help himself and ask Bubba what his secret is. "Well, says Bubba, every night before I climb into bed with a girl. I whack my pen!s on the bedpost three times. It works and sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, He took his pen!s out and whacks it three times on the bed post(gbam, gbam, gbam). His wife half-asleep says, "Bubba is that you?" The husband Menstruated 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by Homar(m): 7:42am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Bubba own don finish . |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 7:50am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Homar: Bubba own don finish . |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by larride(m): 8:03am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 8:13am On Jan 26, 2013 |
larride: |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by Lagusta(m): 8:20am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Na the bubba own funny me... I ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊=)) =))·̵̭̌·̵̭̌ I D̶̲̥̅☺Ϟ LΆ̲ffº·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚=)) =)) ˚°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º≈G̶̲̥̅I√£º°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌˚ ˚=)) =)) °º≈·̵̭̌·̵̭̌BƠ̴̴̴̴͡KƠ̴̴̴̴͡ Ħɑ̤̥̈̊Ʀɑ̤̥̈̊♍·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º°˚ ΰƦ ĦƠ̴̴̴̴͡ΰ$ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ά̲D̶̲̥̅D̶̲̥̅Ʀε̲̣̣̣̥$$·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚ ˚°º~=)) =))✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by 5hamkhan(m): 11:08am On Jan 26, 2013 |
hahahaha. I saved my ban today |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:41pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
bunmioguns: One weekend, a man is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to cut his lawn, a local kid named Bubba comes in to pee.dis joke made me rock with laughter. KEEP IT UP,ONE DAY YOU GO MAKE US PROUD. 2 Likes |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 3:38pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked him and took command of his vehicle. On frisking him they failed to get any money and out of frustration they decided to punish him by driving into his compound and tying him naked on a tree which was situated at the corner of his house and left him there naked while his hands and legs were tied to the tree. They then took off. In the morning his worried wife woke up only to see her husband naked on the tree with his manhood dangling. she screamed and ran to call the villagers since she thought the man was either dead or crazy. When the villagers came, they immediately untied him and brought him down. The man immediately, armed with a stick went straight for the young calf which was grazing and started chasing it all over the compound, and when villagers protested he said 'you have no idea what this calf has done to me the whole night!!!' The calf had mistaken his manhood for the mothers’ tits and tried to suckle milk the whole night without success!
|
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:43pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
bunmioguns: A man was heading home after au try small,I will rate u 49.9%. |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 3:47pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: Shitz |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 3:56pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
She said to me ''I have got new BOYfriend , he is Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than you. So give me my photo Back'' then I sent about 31 of my GIRLfriends Photos to her nd told her ''I av forgotten your face Darling So please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the remaining 4 Likes |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:10pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
bunmioguns: She said to me ''I have got new BOYfriend , he isMr. copy n paste. *smh* |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 4:43pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: u think am like you Matwetter |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by Dyt(f): 4:47pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
bunmioguns: She said to me ''I have got new BOYfriend , he is Giggling |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:48pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
bunmioguns:ha,u calld me a matwetter? *picks up a scissors and cuts of his d***k* |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by premlove(m): 5:35pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
5hamkhan: hahahaha. I saved my ban todaybt i go report u 5hamkhan: hahahaha. I saved my ban todaybt i go report u |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by premlove(m): 5:42pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
5hamkhan: hahahaha. I saved my ban today |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 7:58pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Dyt: |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 8:00pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: simply for you
|
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 8:03pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
prem love: bt i go report u bt i go report u |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 8:09pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Lagusta: Na the bubba own funny me... I ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊=)) =))·̵̭̌·̵̭̌ I D̶̲̥̅☺Ϟ LΆ̲ffº·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚=)) =)) ˚°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º≈G̶̲̥̅I√£º°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌˚ ˚=)) =)) °º≈·̵̭̌·̵̭̌BƠ̴̴̴̴͡KƠ̴̴̴̴͡ Ħɑ̤̥̈̊Ʀɑ̤̥̈̊♍·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º°˚ ΰƦ ĦƠ̴̴̴̴͡ΰ$ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ά̲D̶̲̥̅D̶̲̥̅Ʀε̲̣̣̣̥$$·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚ ˚°º~=)) =))✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 8:12pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Lagusta: Na the bubba own funny me... I ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊=)) =))·̵̭̌·̵̭̌ I D̶̲̥̅☺Ϟ LΆ̲ffº·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚=)) =)) ˚°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º≈G̶̲̥̅I√£º°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌˚ ˚=)) =)) °º≈·̵̭̌·̵̭̌BƠ̴̴̴̴͡KƠ̴̴̴̴͡ Ħɑ̤̥̈̊Ʀɑ̤̥̈̊♍·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º°˚ ΰƦ ĦƠ̴̴̴̴͡ΰ$ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ά̲D̶̲̥̅D̶̲̥̅Ʀε̲̣̣̣̥$$·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚ ˚°º~=)) =))✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ dis ur bb sef na real wahala. ..anyway, i trust u sha, na fake address u go give dem 1 Like |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by Ruqaya(f): 9:19am On Jan 28, 2013 |
I wouldn't smile because none of it is funny 1 Like |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 1:21pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Ruqaya: I wouldn't smile because none of it is funny sharrap..................you dis Midget |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by dejoca(f): 11:42pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
My ribs o |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:11am On Jun 26, 2013 |
bunmioguns: |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by bunmioguns(m): 6:10pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
dejoca: My ribs o that is why am d joker of d year |
Re: Failure To Smile After Reading Dis Jokes Will Lead To Automatic Ban by jbblues24(m): 7:30pm On May 31, 2019 |
I see you have something to talk about. Well, I have something to shout about. Infact something to sing about. But I'll just keep quiet and let you carry on. |
(1) (Reply)
Difference Between Men And Women.......... (with Pix) / Why Are Some Ugly Gals Proud / a mistress,a hooker and a wife
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 32 |