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Home Remedies by Nobody: 9:01am On Mar 06, 2008 |
Simple Home Remedies - Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. - For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. - A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. - Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache Unspeakable A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!" The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered. The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man's thumb with it as hard as he could. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" the man yelled. "Good, good," the doctor said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll work on the 'B'." |
Re: Home Remedies by ayusman16(m): 9:09am On Mar 06, 2008 |
Wicked doctor, |
Re: Home Remedies by delib: 9:15am On Mar 06, 2008 |
so cruel |
Re: Home Remedies by ituen(m): 5:48am On Mar 07, 2008 |
aish well done oh |
Re: Home Remedies by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Mar 07, 2008 |
lmao so hilarious, keep em rowln in |
Re: Home Remedies by folly69(m): 10:49am On Mar 07, 2008 |
nice 1 sweetie |
Re: Home Remedies by Lolabbey: 11:48am On Apr 07, 2009 |
nice one |
Re: Home Remedies by romsky: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2009 |
fanx ya'all |
Re: Home Remedies by Lolabbey: 11:53am On Apr 07, 2009 |
no be u get d coment |
Re: Home Remedies by romsky: 12:00pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
fanx again 4 noticing impersonation i shall reward u greatly |
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