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Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by Slizbeat(m): 9:21pm On Jan 28, 2013
Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, "Hello, could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!"

D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & Ithink I might strike a luck there too.

"grin pharmacist gives him a second condom & as he was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a move.

During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given us" 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying "Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close 2 d table.

They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so religious. "Akpors ­ replies, "I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!".

See Big wahala !!! If you're akpors, what will you do?

Coined from somewhere, would be bad if i dont recognise the original owner.
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 9:25pm On Jan 28, 2013
Akpor's busted! Nice one.
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by Afam4eva(m): 9:30pm On Jan 28, 2013
lol grin...I thought Akpos was dead?
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 9:31pm On Jan 28, 2013
Afam4eva: I thought Akpos was dead?
Akpos is immortal, bro. grin
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by Afam4eva(m): 9:32pm On Jan 28, 2013
Who even invented this Akpors character?
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by Slizbeat(m): 9:34pm On Jan 28, 2013
Afam4eva: lol grin...I thought Akpos was dead?

Not at all, his senses are just getting dumber. How would he tell the pharmacist who and who he was going to use the condoms on? grin
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 9:37pm On Jan 28, 2013
Afam4eva: Who even invented this Akpors character?
I'm guessing the Wright Brothers.
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 10:07pm On Jan 28, 2013
Larry-Sun:

I'm guessing the Wright Brothers.
lol,i guess you are d wonderful wizard of oz...my guess is as good as yours
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 10:10pm On Jan 28, 2013
ATMC: lol,i guess you are d wonderful wizard of oz...my guess is as good as yours
Yeah, and you're the witch with the black cauldron. Welcome to the family.
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 10:24pm On Jan 28, 2013
Larry-Sun:

Yeah, and you're the witch with the black cauldron. Welcome to the family.
don't tell me dt! I'm a princess!!
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 10:27pm On Jan 28, 2013
ATMC: don't tell me dt! I'm a princess!!
And I'm the next American President grin
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ayodot(m): 10:56pm On Jan 28, 2013
that one na fatality
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by Nobody: 4:25am On Jan 29, 2013
stil laughing out tears.
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 5:02pm On Jan 29, 2013
Larry-Sun:

And I'm the next American President grin
lie-lie, d next american presido is hillary clinton joor...
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 6:28pm On Jan 29, 2013
ATMC: lie-lie, d next american presido is hillary clinton joor...
And the only princess I know is St. Janet grin
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 8:52pm On Jan 29, 2013
Larry-Sun:

And the only princess I know is St. Janet grin
its a lie, she's one of d disciples of jesus...she wasn't a princess joor. You can lie!
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 8:56pm On Jan 29, 2013
ATMC: its a lie, she's one of d disciples of jesus...she wasn't a princess joor. You can lie!
One of the disciples of Jesus! shocked Oh my God! You're still on a loooooonnnnggggg thing!
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 9:05pm On Jan 29, 2013
Larry-Sun:

One of the disciples of Jesus! shocked Oh my God! You're still on a loooooonnnnggggg thing!
...and you are on a short wave, since you don't know dt jesus's got plenty plenty disciples of which joseph d arimathea and bro nikko were part of :-)
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 9:10pm On Jan 29, 2013
ATMC: ...and you are on a short wave, since you don't know dt jesus's got plenty plenty disciples of which joseph d arimathea and bro nikko were part of :-)
This St. Janet doesn't appear in the Bible.
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 9:16pm On Jan 29, 2013
Larry-Sun:

This St. Janet doesn't appear in the Bible.
d other woman wey follow cry d time wey dem wan crucify jesus for cross *in akpors voice* who she be You no know say na st. Janet be dt?
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 9:27pm On Jan 29, 2013
ATMC: d other woman wey follow cry d time wey dem wan crucify jesus for cross *in akpors voice* who she be You no know say na st. Janet be dt?
That isn't the St. Janet I'm talking about.
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 9:38pm On Jan 29, 2013
Larry-Sun:

That isn't the St. Janet I'm talking about.
there is but only one st. Janet, any other st. Janet na fakedon't trust her! I said don't mention her!!! She's not real
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 9:42pm On Jan 29, 2013
ATMC: there is but only one st. Janet, any other st. Janet na fakedon't trust her! I said don't mention her!!! She's not real
Okay, you're a princess of what palace?
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 9:49pm On Jan 29, 2013
Larry-Sun:

Okay, you're a princess of what palace?
bring your ear close let me whisper it
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 9:51pm On Jan 29, 2013
ATMC: bring your ear close let me whisper it
So that you'd bite my ear off?
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by ATMC(f): 6:30am On Jan 30, 2013
Larry-Sun:

So that you'd bite my ear off?
see your dirty mind. Bring your ear close joor
Re: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by LarrySun(m): 8:34am On Jan 30, 2013
ATMC: see your dirty mind. Bring your ear close joor
I'm scared.

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