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Money Miss Road by femib26(m): 1:28pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
A business tycoon was at a social gathering where other monguls and wealthy men were present. The businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering. Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him: "Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one. Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one on Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Crescent. Not No 22, but No 11. It is a black gate you will see, fling it open. You will see a green Honda Civic. Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not that one. Trigonometrically,geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929. It is not that one. The Mazda is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV 4 opposite a Honda CRV. That makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep. On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharpturn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class, very close tothe E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is alovely S. Type Jaguar. Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open. You will see red, white and blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars, 10 million dollars. Don't touch it. The blue contains pounds, 8 millionpounds. Don't touch it. The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s, 10s denominations. I arranged them in hierarchical order. 500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas in second, 100 Nairas 3rd layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas 5naira and 10 Nairas top floor. Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to bring my change!" |
Re: Money Miss Road by choco4life(m): 3:31pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Good one, but i think the title shud ve being "an ijebu millionaire" cos they are damn greedy |
Re: Money Miss Road by segunpc(m): 3:36pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
these are the words of a psycho man. good joke |
Re: Money Miss Road by ituen(m): 7:56am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Just for N10? |
Re: Money Miss Road by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Mar 07, 2008 |
damn |
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