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Attn: Must Read ! by rite2salas(m): 7:25am On Mar 07, 2008
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the
older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day
he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.
Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind
the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to
his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then
he started kissing and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting
sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so
too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have
been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis
got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide
down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started.
I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick, a big eel had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed
it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she
got really scared her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,
and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the
ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and
grabbed it with both hands tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she and held it tight while he took a muzzle
out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it
from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could
get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.
The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and
squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and
her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went
back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.
By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again. I guess eels are like cats they have 9 lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet!!!
grin grin grin grin
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by kronkykay(m): 7:34am On Mar 07, 2008
NICE ONE POSTER

abeg which of the nland chicks wan volunteer make we kill one eel together heheheheheh
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by oliidell(m): 8:11am On Mar 07, 2008
u dont have an eel
u have an earthworm.
im sure uv been killing it by urself, so carry on buster.
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tytylayor: 8:40am On Mar 07, 2008
oliidell:

u don't have an eel
u have an earthworm.
im sure uv been killing it by yourself, so carry on buster.
Kronkykay

@post
nice one grin grin grin
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Mar 07, 2008
lmao
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by ituen(m): 4:16pm On Mar 07, 2008
seen it before but it still rocks
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by kronkykay(m): 5:08pm On Mar 07, 2008
oliidell:

u don't have an eel
u have an earthworm.
im sure uv been killing it by yourself, so carry on buster.


i wonder who this wanksta is?


boy, u dont need to come online to tell us you are married to ur darling LUX soap . . . . . .i know ur type. . . hmmmmmm


Bleep OFF boy. . . . .go self-service some more



@tyty

are u game? lets get down!
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by ituen(m): 8:24pm On Mar 07, 2008
. . . get down n mop my floor
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by clemcykul(f): 2:06pm On Mar 08, 2008
and dey did
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by gilgee(m): 5:37pm On Mar 08, 2008
clemcykul:

and dey did

Did what? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by ituen(m): 9:38pm On Mar 08, 2008
. . .cursed all those who dont know hw to read earlier posts
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by delib: 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2008
@post
never have the time to read much epistles today , i leart is pretty coool sha
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by ThugLife1(m): 10:09pm On Mar 08, 2008
:d
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by ifyalways(f): 10:19pm On Mar 08, 2008
delib:

@post
never have the time to read much epistles today , i leart is pretty coool sha
lmao
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tufe(m): 6:40pm On Mar 09, 2008
sincerely, i no read that thing. e too long.
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tjtj1(m): 7:43pm On Mar 09, 2008
cry
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tufe(m): 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2008
tj tj tj
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tjtj1(m): 7:22am On Mar 10, 2008
they re boring
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by delib: 8:02am On Mar 10, 2008
its good to tell the child the truth
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Mar 10, 2008
teejay where u go?

u still enjoyn the pants? lol
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tufe(m): 12:47pm On Mar 10, 2008
. . . u nko, still enjoying the pure water that miggy is selling under the bridge? lol
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by nightnurse(f): 1:12pm On Mar 10, 2008
good joke
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tufe(m): 1:20pm On Mar 10, 2008
mine or the poster?
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by nightnurse(f): 1:26pm On Mar 10, 2008
the poster's
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by clemcykul(f): 1:36pm On Mar 10, 2008
@tufe just they way u enjoy roasted flies lol
Re: Attn: Must Read ! by tufe(m): 2:20pm On Mar 10, 2008
i no deny oh. e sweet well well.

but you, na just pure wayer you dey drink from mornign till night grin grin grin

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