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| New Pastor by oscarwodo(m): 8:38pm On May 01, 2006 |
A new pastor moved into a town, and he went out one day to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came upon this one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it on the back of the door. Revelation 3:20: "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me." Later in the week, as he was counting the offering, he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation "Genesis 3:10." Genesis 3:10: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked: so I hid myself." |
| Re: New Pastor by diddy4(m): 11:02pm On May 01, 2006 |
NICE ONE MAN, BRAVO, BON BON BON,  |
| Re: New Pastor by vichel(m): 11:29pm On May 01, 2006 |
 lol omg |
| Re: New Pastor by kajad(m): 8:48am On May 02, 2006 |
Amen! |
| Re: New Pastor by Z4M4eva(f): 9:55am On May 02, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: New Pastor by micklplus(m): 10:53am On May 02, 2006 |
| yeah, Bravo |
| Re: New Pastor by dondee2(m): 11:48am On Mar 24, 2008 |
nothing they happen.it your world rule it as you feel like.niice one there |
| Re: New Pastor by naijastyle: 11:52am On Mar 24, 2008 |
good joke. |
| Re: New Pastor by delib: 11:57am On Mar 24, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: New Pastor by ThugLife1(m): 8:02pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
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| Re: New Pastor by ituen(m): 8:17pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: New Pastor by TOYOSI20(f): 8:41pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
Nice |
| Re: New Pastor by clemcykul(f): 10:57am On Mar 25, 2008 |
awwww wickedly hilarious so he hid himself from the mans bla bla bla? lol |
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