i read this on a different site but i found it funny it has to do with the romance i have with naija


Hard core naija stuvs!!!!
« on: October 31, 2006, 03:35:59 AM »
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i just had to fapp ds tin!!!, You grew up in naija hoodies if u remember ds stuff,

COMMERCIALS

Children its breakfast time,,
Breakfast time is planta time planta,
Mummy loves that planta taste,, planta

cho cho choco milo,

golden morn buy a pack today,,

oga na vedan ohhhhh

na eihm i soak ma cloth inside new arial,, i comot am,, my cloth come dey smell new new saint saint na eim i jsut dey hear,

omo, supa blue, omo
was hes even brigter and it shows!!!!!!

child>>>"mummy daddy is shaking!!!!"
mom>>>Dundee your daddy is not yet back,
child>>>mummy daddy is shakin,
moms runs down,
mom>>>"darlin wots da matter"
dad>>>[in pain]"headache;pain', feverish condition
mom>>> use medik five five,, !!

Shaky shaky daddy,, !!!

GAMES

As i was going to the market goin to the shop,
He bought me icecream he bought me cake ma mama i feel so sick call the doctor quick quick doctor doctor will i die count up 2 10 and you will feel alright ( cant think of the beginning)

SAYINGS / (SONGS/NURSERY RHYME) / NAIJA YANZ

den go de pose den go de dengen dengen,

den den den, I WILL TELL MUMMY FOR U!!

SHUT UP your MOUTH that U DID NOT BRUSH SINCE D DAY U WERE BORN.

ME ME ME ME ME MUMMY WILL NOT CARR YOU!!

HULK HOGAN SHOW ME your POWER-GEN
ANODA ONE-GEN
A BIGGER ONE GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN
AND A SPECIAL ONE GENN

of saying chasis, weevo,
good morning ma and God bless you ma

u loved chocomilo

states and capitals, abia, umahia

2 tayns 2 4 , 2 tayns tiri sis

if u ever sang this songs,
h-i-p for the HIP for the HIPPOPO P-O-P-O

i remEMber when i was a soldier

we are hesh hesh pi pi y, HAPPY

e ki bo rocky, orobo kibo

if u are born in january stand up and dance, if u are born in February standup and dance, ariya, riya roses God bless u.

On my way, on my way to sailor's house, on my way on my way to sailor, sailor, visiting, sailor, sailor visiting, un, deux, trois,

There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back two little black birds and sit on the wall.

Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty dumpty together again.

Love me jeje, love me tender (2ce) you are my sugar my honey my tender lover. Everyda-ay I think of you well, well; every na-ait I think of you well, well.

tinko tinko tinkoko tinko.


my name is tina, i come from argentina, i drink maltina, which makes me thinner

if u are born in january stand up and dance, if u are born in February standup and dance, ariya, riya roses God bless u.

On my way, on my way to sailor's house, on my way on my way to sailor, sailor, visiting, sailor, sailor visiting, un, deux, trois,

There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back two little black birds and sit on the wall.

Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty dumpty together again.

Love me jeje, love me tender (2ce) you are my sugar my honey my tender lover. Everyda-ay I think of you well, well; every na-ait I think of you well, well.

one ge carry water she no kno,

mr. macaroni riding on a bicycle

IF U SANG:
this girl u tink se u fyn i get another girl we fyn pass u, eh , eh(2x)
like my mother, she fyn pass u, berekete
my sister, she fyn pass u, berekete
my aunty, she fyn pass u, berekete
my grandmother even fyn pass u,

solomon gundy born on monday ,

Polly put tha kettle on Polly put the Kettle on and lets of have tea,

konko konko who is there?
mister who!
what do u want?
i want some colors which colors,
color RED

bla bla bla sheep have you any wool yea yea sir three bags full,

who stole d meat from the cooking pot?number1 stole d meat from d cooking pot, who me? yes who? it couldn't be, then who?

when you screamed UP NEPA!!!!

u say "give me this thing NOW" not exactly sayin that u want it that very moment but jst to stress your need for it,,

u said let us play on the jangolova when u actualli mean lets play on the swings or merry-go-round

u said i will catch u in the breakin time instead of i'll catch u at break time.

u said "NO oo,!!! before "givin your excuse or reply to a question u werr asked,,

u sang "JUMBU MY SON I SENT U TO SCHOOL U don't KNOW HOW TO SPELL your NAME,, U don't KNOW HOW TO SPELL your NAME",,

Ojuju Calabar

Madam koinkoin,,

if u see my mama-hosanna


FOOD/LICKY LICKY
taking,

Indomie

zobo and kunu

dress/shift for her so she can sit down.

OYA,u guys should lap each other

wen GSM was still SHACKIN u

choco Milo
tom tom

korokoro, supreme ice-cream, gala sausage roll na hele le

fanta chapman, fanta lemon

if u drank Just Juice, Jucee, Tandi Gurana,

let's not forget agege bread and pyo wata.

one , two together, three trebor,

u took prawn crackers

solo coke, orobo coke, designer rice,

robot chewing gum, and sprink, kuli kuli, guguru and epa,


FAVORITE PAST TIME

banga, knokout,

if u eva wore those socks with holes evrywhere and u rolled them down, so itd look lyk a donut around your ankle, or u vea sed asko,


TV CHANNELS/PROGRAMMES

nta2,channel 5,ela ojukan,DBN,AIT,SILVERBIRD,CHANNELS

Fuji house of commotion, wife no1 is companion, wife no 2 is confusion,wife no3 is commotion, Fuji house of commotion
Oh eba, o eba, when shall i see dodo, Ireti give us food o, when shall i see iyan and egusi, i will never forget pomo.

Papa Ajasco and company, Wale Adenuga production. Miss Pepeye, boy Alinco and co
Super-story: Toyin tomato, etc

u ever watched tales by moonlight

SPEAK OWWWUTTTT

Kiddy Vision 101
(its is time for kiddy vision 101 it is time for kiddy vision 101)

when u used to watch CADBURY BREAKFAST TELEVISION,

Passions

watching SUPER STORY


ENTERTAINERS

Baba fryo

daddy shoki(?)

Blacky

Danny wilson

Shino peters

Onyeka owenu

Chi Chi of Africa


PLACES/HANG OUT SPOT

if u went to WATER PARKS AND AMUSEMENT PARKS

IKOYI CLUB

MR BIGGS

TANTALIZERS

FANTASYLAND

11:45

CLUB T

POLO CLUB

bend-down select Market


MEMORIES/TEXTS

if u read "Ali and Simbi"
"Eze goes to school"
"Ifeanyi and Obi"

or any story with tortise and lion

U always wanted my book of bible stories

U remember toyin tomato, samanja, u watched sunday rendevous, u always wanted to be on maltina moments during xmas time so u can be like "I want to make a requ3st to my fada and my moda, alhaji and alhaji mukailah, my aunty iya ramota, my broda and my sita, rasaki and rukayat", lol

U remember da orange men, jeez, I thought those niggas were real, lol

U remember father xmas, lol


** U Nigerian when,

U’ve drank Malt Before
Uve gotten money from tha adults 4 dancin at a party.
U n tha parents still dance 2 tha electric slide at parties
your parents add “O” to tha end of every sentence: Shutup-O! Get me water-O!
U’ve been told “AGBAYA!” or “KI LON SE!”
U’ve been slapped 4 not greetin someone
U’ve gotten in trouble for giving an elder something with your left hand
U gotta call all tha older Nigerians u kno uncle or auntie even if they not related!
your parents talk HELLA loud on tha phone
U get calls at 3 in tha morning from relatives askin 4 money
your parents ask “Why don’t u bring your friends to your own house?”
U kno who King Sunny Ade is
U kno wut chin chin, puff puff, or moyin moyin is
U been hella scared watchin tha movies your parents bring from “back home”
There is always rice or fufu in your house
If u find Naira in your wallet once in a while
your parents wanna call your name but they call all your siblings first b4 they get it rite!
A party starts at 6 and u sho up at 10
Uve had a family member stayin ova 4 HELLA long
Tha Aunties n Uncles call your dad “Baba (the oldest kid in tha house)”
U say “AMI” a thousand times when u pray n all tha parents kno the exact time to say it.
U always hear your parents say “Ah ah!”
When your parents threaten to send u “back home” when u misbehave
U point at something with your lips
U always have maggi cubes in your house
U gotta pronounce your last name 20 times for people n they still don’t get it rite!
U laughin at this stuff cuz some of its happened 2 u
, and yea I'm a Nigerian 100%

Nostalgic feelings
Can see you are really missing home ,

I admire your courage in remembering all these stuffs in our great country, Nigeria. Keep it up cos someone should not forget his or her roots.

Lol, I love this.

You remember toyin tomato, samanja, u watched sunday rendevous, u always wanted to be on maltina moments during xmas time so u can be like "I want to make a requ3st to my fada and my moda, alhaji and alhaji mukailah, my aunty iya ramota, my brother and my sita, rasaki and rukayat", lol

lol. I remembered one family of three girls and a boy giving out requests. The girls were like My name is Miss bla, bla, bla. The small boy took the mic and said my name is Miss--- The sisters were like say Mr. I laughed that day!!!

o boy you don make me remember my childhood oo!
good work shaa

Yes o Samanja and Kusha
damn! how on earth did u remember that?

what about Gringory and Clarus
the new masquerade.

Cock crow at dawn. .
now i wish i can just go back to those days

Add to the list: The Village Headmaster.
The very sweet days of having something interesting to watching in the evening on tv after being caned for not getting your assignment done rightly.

I remember the New Masquerade: Madam the Madam, it is a matter of cash.

I remember the New Masquerade: Madam the Madam, it is a matter of cash.

yes o, and this gurl that answers whenever der is a knock on the door
"come in if ure handsome and rich"
cant remember her name sef. Shey na gurl or na boi sef
e don tey

can anybody remember " second chance"?

can anybody remember " second chance"?

yes now, thats where we had Kusha now

The days of Speak Out! This almost brings tears to my eyes. lol!
Does anyone remember gogo? I used all my money to buy those things.

All the games - including ten-ten.

I miss the old days
but this is really funny
and yeah - i'm 1000000% Nigerian.

yeah
speak out 3ce for all to hear
speak out 3ce for Nigerians

lets speak out against drug abuse
let speak out against child abuse
etc
loved that prog. like hellllll