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Valentine Trade By Barter by Ejisz: 11:12am On Feb 04, 2013
How can a girl send you boxers & expect
a BB?
- A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
- Singlet & expect iPad 2?
- Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of
450k? Or nothing at all & expect an
expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken
Republic?
Well, The Nigerian Association of
Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be
trade by barter this Val Oooh.
- Boxers should be exchanged with a G-
string.
- Singlet should be exchanged with a
Bra.
-If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss
Paris".
-She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber
band to tie her natural hair.
-If she shows up at your door empty-
handed, tune your Tv to NTA or STV
for her to watch. Don't let her watch
your subscribed cable (no free thing).
-If she asks for an expensive dinner,
take her to an expensive night vigil.
MFM or CAC to be precise.
-She gives you a flower, you sef give her
igneous rock from Olumo(all na
nature),
Happy Val in advance.

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