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|Miracle Is When........... by chuckdelis: 12:44pm On Feb 05, 2013|
MIRACLE IS WHEN
1. You travel Abroad witout Visa
2. Slap an army at the front of barrack and go scot free.
3. Go to Boko Haram head quarter to preach and they offer you a seat.
4. Fail jamb but get admission.
5. Fold ur arms sleep all thru d years and at d end of d year u buy a car.
6. Park Aeroplane for sky and ordered everybody out dat u want to chek engine then tell everybody to com in and continue ur journey.
7. Usain Bolt chase you wit cutlass and u still escape.
8. Sleep inside river and wake up the next day.
9. Super Eagles win Ivory Coast on Sunday.
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