One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when
he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following
the first hearse was a second hearse, which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along,
followed by a dog, and then about 200 men
walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to
the man following the second hearse and asked
him who was in the first hearse. "My wife," the
man replied. "I'm sorry," said Dave. "What
happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she
died." Dave then asked who was in the second
hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My
dog bit her and she died as well." "Can I borrow
your dog?" "Get in line." replied the man.

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