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| What Will You Change In The Bible? by femib26(m): 1:08pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
A bible researcher interviewed Hausa, Yoruba and Ibo folks to know what they would rather change in the bible if they were given the chance. The Hausa man said: "Walahi, the adulteress Jesus asked to go should have been stoned fa!" The Ibo man replied: "Nna , I can't understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short, he is not a good business man." The Yoruba man retorted: " Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. They must have already paid for the ASO -EBI. At least he should have allowed them enjoy the OWAMBE before performing his miracle!!! Now aren't you glad we cannot alter God's word! May the Original blessings of God be with you now and always. Have a Fun day. |
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