Now this is classic cut and paste, i got this in a mail and thought to share. Enjoy.


It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student
Mensah, a Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university.
The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.
Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up
"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"Very good!
Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"?
Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976".
The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do"
The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?"
she demanded
Mensah put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984".
At that point, a student in the back scornfully said,
"Hmmm, you think you are smart"
The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Mensah said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992, "
Now furious, another student yelled,
"Oh yeah? Eat this!"
Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said,
"You little Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004!

The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Mensah whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele
Fayose,Lucky Igbinedon,2007"

ok

Fairly Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just saw that this same joke has been posted by someone else before i did post this joke. I believe that should effectively end this thread.

its ok

LMAO

@seun
its not over until the fat lady sings

tufe:

@seun
its not over until the fat lady sings

Which fat lady would that be?

if u dont understand, then theres nothing i can do to help you