*Your walk changes when you feel eyes on you
*You talk and laugh too loudly like you re angling for some extra attention
*Nobody listens when you talk
*People keep forgetting your name
*You get more texts from MTN than from people
*Your phone only rings when your parents call you
*You keep asking as in? When carrying on a discussion
*You never get invited to parties
*You keep getting rejected by girls at the parties you re miraculously invited to.
*Your girlfriend is always cheating on, that’s if you have any