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Play Safe, Always by olulu(m): 2:05pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
PLAY SAFE Back in the days when i was still a corper, I saw a girl in ekpoma, Seated in a dark corner, Chewing a nut called kola, And sipping a bottle of coca cola. As a true player, An highly skilled woman hunter, And a very successful toaster. I stepped up to the sister, In order to make her my lover. Naturally am not a liar, But I be sweet talker, So I told the sister My name na Michael Power And that I be obasanjo’s uncle’s aunt’s step brother. Sharp, sharp she draws me closer, Telling me her name na Tina That she needs a black brother That has the power To make her feel better. Since the weather was getting colder So I took her to my quarters So we could get a little bit warmer I used my finger to check the sister’s under But I discover That my ten fingers Enter the sister for under Anyway I brought out my hammer And ram enter the sister for under I first started to go tender Then I went faster Na so she say corper you can do better I then started to hammer harder Na so she shout corper, you can do greater, And as I go deeper Na so she scream corper You are the real lover That has the power To take me to the ninth wonder. Anyway, nine months later, I was a father, Cos I didn’t use the rubber. |
Re: Play Safe, Always by Simsima2(f): 2:07pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
Lol, gud 1 poster |
Re: Play Safe, Always by segunpc(m): 4:10pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
thats my boy! good joke. |
Re: Play Safe, Always by tufe(m): 4:25pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
this joke/poem (what ever it is) is so tite i love it |
Re: Play Safe, Always by ThugLife1(m): 10:06pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
Re: Play Safe, Always by folly69(m): 11:38am On Mar 12, 2008 |
lols |
Re: Play Safe, Always by delib: 11:48am On Mar 12, 2008 |
pretty cool |
Re: Play Safe, Always by gilgee(m): 12:03pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
Thank God sey nine months later you nobi dead man, as you no use rubber. @Joke nice and hilarious. @Segun He don become ur boy now abi? If to sey he Bleep up, U go take mouth finish am. |
Re: Play Safe, Always by tjtj1(m): 1:33pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
hehehehehe |
Re: Play Safe, Always by clemcykul(f): 1:37pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
damn |
Re: Play Safe, Always by tjtj1(m): 1:40pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
close ya mouth clem \ |
Re: Play Safe, Always by clemcykul(f): 3:54pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
slaps teejay back reality u dey find my mouth abi dat pant don dey choke u even after i offer u free accomadation inside boxer u noe want |
Re: Play Safe, Always by tufe(m): 4:15pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
. . hehe |
Re: Play Safe, Always by ituen(m): 11:23pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Play Safe, Always by TOYOSI20(f): 6:00am On Mar 14, 2008 |
Nice, |
Re: Play Safe, Always by olulu(m): 8:11am On Mar 14, 2008 |
@ All Thanks people. am actually lookin for a comedian or a show e.g. A.Y Show, that i could write for, since writing is one of my strong points. Would appreciate any link up. |
Re: Play Safe, Always by ituen(m): 2:35pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
Go to TV section. I think u may get help there |
Re: Play Safe, Always by olulu(m): 3:48pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
ok man, thanks, appreciate it i will get u a nice babe with 3 boobs. u know: right hand, left hand, then mouth |
Re: Play Safe, Always by delib: 3:53pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
honestly u are gifted go to TV forums as said by ituen |
Re: Play Safe, Always by ituen(m): 11:52pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
Olulu, Any girl u bring come gotta pass through tests setup by my 4 wives. and my wives no want anoda addition cos dem too like my money to share with a newbie |
Re: Play Safe, Always by olulu(m): 9:57am On Mar 17, 2008 |
ituen: well, she will pass any tests whatsoever, but leave ur wife out of dis, cos dis one ain't after ur money, she just needs a sample of ur "whitish liquid" for experimental purposes, hope u live to tell d tale when she is thru wit u u know, "The Species style" |
Re: Play Safe, Always by dups10(f): 10:41am On Mar 17, 2008 |
nice and cool |
Re: Play Safe, Always by anifel20(m): 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
I guess this looks like a warning to all players to always use the rubber!!!. tite one there |
Re: Play Safe, Always by Scopium: 1:19pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Nice poem and joke. It's goodinho.[/size] |
Re: Play Safe, Always by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
*looks on* |
Re: Play Safe, Always by ituen(m): 8:33pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
Olulu, Abeg no bring am oh. ME no wan kill person pikin |
Re: Play Safe, Always by naijastyle: 9:48pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
Abi you dey fear say person pikin go kill you |
Re: Play Safe, Always by ituen(m): 6:26am On Mar 18, 2008 |
I'm a chief and i passed through the IT to get to my position So i can deflower 4 girls at a time |
Re: Play Safe, Always by olulu(m): 8:29am On Mar 18, 2008 |
this one no b four girls, na factory fitted babe; i.e. a babe with 3 boobs, one for ur left hand one for ur right hand, one of ur mouth, i won't tell u how many "entry points" dey under, i will leave u to discover, but i hope by d tyme u uncover, say no be small matter, ur hammer will not be on fire. |
Re: Play Safe, Always by ituen(m): 8:56am On Mar 18, 2008 |
Olulu, I no know why u just dey waste time. I don sharpen my bla bla for grinding stone, wear am safety boot and i'm waiting by my door steps I hope u still have my address so u can direct her? |
Re: Play Safe, Always by olulu(m): 9:35am On Mar 18, 2008 |
are u still at pillar 4 , under oshodi bridge? or na ajegunle u dey now? |
Re: Play Safe, Always by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Mar 18, 2008 |
my gawd! |
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