STATE OF MARRIAGES
Recently in my church,
My pastor was with the womencongregation and he made these requests of Us.
Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise up their hands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands).
Pastor (question): How many ofU love Ur husbands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands)
Pastor (question): Are U sure ladies, be sincere before God? Can I prophesy?
Ladies: Yes!!!
Pastor (question): When did U last tell Ur husbands that “U love him?"
Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)
"Today when leaving the house"
“Last night”
"When we went to bed”
“This morning when I woke up”
etc...etc...
Pastor: Each one of U should send a message of “I love U” toUr husband right now.
Ladies: They all sent the text message “I love U” 2 their hubbies.
Pastor said: Now exchange Ur phones pls.
Ladies: They all exchanged their phones.
Pastor: Read out loud the replies from Ur husbands pls.
Below are the replies to the messages from their various husbands:
1. Is this message for me
2. Aaaah who is this Sori wrong number pls
3. Am I dreaming??
4. What is the matter!!??
5. What exactly do U mean??!!
6. U need money again abi!!?
7. Hey! Did U smash my car!!!
8. The message should be sent back to the intended owner Bastard!!!!
9. To hell with U LovePeddler!!!!!!!!!
10. I will beat U to death today until U tell me to whom the message was intended for!!!!!!
11. If it is because of Valentine U are doing this, pls 4get it.
For Me:

Ha ha ha very funny right