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| The Ubiquitous Visitor by Nobody: 9:02pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
The hall I can’t hold it anymore, I shan’t let go, I won’t, I can’t. I have and all is now calm. What a nice hall, Tis my first time here, The air conditioning....... Could not have produced, That pungent odour fit only for the condemned. The interview Please,please,damn; Not here not now, Just a few more minutes, do not let me down, I have waited this long, Alas my kinsmen have had their way, The deed is done, my fate is hung; Such a nice prospect. Pity he’s been unemployed so long, Reckon this post is his to fill, Oh dear, There must be a leaking loo, For this I perceive is long congealed, But wait there is no toilet near, Or pipe in sight so it must be, This sweating young man before me, Sorry my man here is your document, You are too loaded for this company. The viewing center Ole Ole cheered the crowd, With the entire room so jam packed, The game was on, The atmosphere electric, Till an ominous sound broke low and loud, At first a smile, Moments later the fact, Many fans seen scampering in all directions, Tis not Boko haram as you may have guessed, It was the breaking of a fart, The odour of which is best left to the imagination. |
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