SAY 'NO!' TO FEMALE EXPLOITATION!!!

Why would a wife/girl that claims to love you, send you
::::boxers and expect a BB?
:::a tie and expect Brazillian hair?
....singlet and expect iPAD2?
:::cuff-links and expect Blackberry Porsche?
::::nothing, at all and expect an expensive dinner @ Hilton?
Pay her school fees and she is flying a flag three times a month, yet we preach gender equality... NO!

As a result of the observable injustice and inequality, the Husbands and Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (HBAN) in its 17th Annual General Meeting held yesterday at the Federal Secretariat, Abuja has concluded that it should be on (TB) Trade by Barter this Feb 14th (Valentine day)

A singlet for bra.
A boxer shorts for a pant.
A roll on for a Sure perfume.
Cuff-links for a rubber band to tie her natural hair.
If she shows up at your door empty handed, switch off your cable and put NTA for her to watch.
If she gives you flower, give her mango leaf. Afterall, both are gotten from trees.
If she comes for dinner without money, take her to night vigil.

All husbands/boyfriends are advised to revert to the new status quo asap!

Signed,
Secretary, Husbands and Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (HBAN)

dry!!!