STEPS TO BECOMING 5 TIMES A MILLIONAIRE IN 3 WEEKS
1.Join a team going for a soccer tournament.
2. Ensure that the coach is a volleyball coach
3.Look for a teammate who the nation has failed him
4.Make sure you are wrongly criticized before leaving for the tournament
5.ENSURE you draw or, in the better case, lose your first 2 matches. MAKE SURE your team is written off
6. You must DIE to win the subsequent games else you will be replaced with a foreigner
7. Ensure you or your teammate is called 'Sunday' and most lethal on Sundays
8.That reminds me,ensure you have a teammate called 'Obi' to complicate penalty matters
9.Now the hard part---ENSURE YOU WIN THE TOURNAMENT BY HOOK OR BY CROOK else you are on your own
10.Tell your coach to resign before going to Aso rock.
PREREQUISITE: Before taking these steps, ensure you have a president called Mr Jona and a house ready to give you national awards.
In case you get more than 5 times, remember who gave you the advice and do spread the 'love around'.
I wish you goodluck in your noble cause and quest for fame and I'll be waiting for you on the other side of 'Hall of fame'.