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The Canadian Parliament Debates The Zombie Apocalypse by Nobody: 4:58pm On Feb 14, 2013

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That's it, I'm moving to Canada. They know how to have fun. Even in politics! In Canada's House of Commons today, there was an incredible 'debate' about creating an international zombie strategy "so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse." Canada's Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird told everyone that there was nothing to worry about because even though Canada is a friendly bunch, it will "never become a safe haven for zombies EVER." Oh, Canada. Go Canada!
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The Canadian government has gone on the record about the zombie apocalypse. In an amazing exchange on the floor of the House of Commons today, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird was asked if he was working to "develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse."
New Democratic Party Parliament Member Pat Martin applauded the United States Center for Disease Control's emergency preparedness measures premised on a zombie outbreak and wanted to know how Canada would actto protect its citizens.
Baird assured the House of Commons that he was "dead-icated" to ensuring that the country would never be a safe haven for zombies.
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Re: The Canadian Parliament Debates The Zombie Apocalypse by scarred: 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2013
I wonder what he knows that we don't...
Re: The Canadian Parliament Debates The Zombie Apocalypse by Nobody: 5:28pm On Feb 14, 2013
It's not about knowing anything, it's just the Canadian way. They ain't called the most friendly people on earth for nothing, you know.

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