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If Your Phone Bears These Characteristics !! by JayKayMaybachz(m): 7:14am On Feb 15, 2013
You know u have a China phone when......
1. The battery gets full after 3 minutes of
charging...
2. The phone has a Tv, microwave,
torch,nail cutter, tooth brush, cigarette
lighter 3. Text messages can be written with a
tooth pick
4. There are some spelling mistakes, eg
Nokla, i-porn, Blackderry, Samvang.
5. When an aeroplane passes, it
records,one missed call 6. When a big truck hoots, it records,
charger connected
7. It has dual sim cards, dual memory
cards and dual batteries.
8. When there is no electricity, it
records,insert simcard. 9. When u post a status on facebook, it
automatically posts 10 more.
10. If u passby a chinese lady/man when d
phones bluetooth is on, it records, new
device detected please enter the pairing
code.

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