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If Your Phone Bears These Characteristics !! by JayKayMaybachz(m): 7:14am On Feb 15, 2013 |
You know u have a China phone when...... 1. The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging... 2. The phone has a Tv, microwave, torch,nail cutter, tooth brush, cigarette lighter 3. Text messages can be written with a tooth pick 4. There are some spelling mistakes, eg Nokla, i-porn, Blackderry, Samvang. 5. When an aeroplane passes, it records,one missed call 6. When a big truck hoots, it records, charger connected 7. It has dual sim cards, dual memory cards and dual batteries. 8. When there is no electricity, it records,insert simcard. 9. When u post a status on facebook, it automatically posts 10 more. 10. If u passby a chinese lady/man when d phones bluetooth is on, it records, new device detected please enter the pairing code. |
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