A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?"

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor finished, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

lol,

this is extraordinarily funny, what a mess , can somebody say <heart attack>

Hahaha, true that tho.

i dont think the old man gets it, he is too old. lol

Nice joke but its been here before

Again,
Men ur Good at recycling.

Try originality , U could come out tops if u keep this up

micklplus:

Nice joke but its been here before

Yes, but I still laugh at times reading this very joke

dm, wetin d guy do u, e snatch ya babe?

nice one, oscar, thanks 4 sharing the joke again
it is really funny.
i hope the doctor is not the one responsible for the 18yr old bride's pregnancy?
anything is possible , if u beleive !
ha aha ha haaa

l.o.l

cool

the old man's brain cells r contractin, so he cant think right
That was funny still!

Who shot his wife