A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads: ''For women only.''
since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bounce, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. ''We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. it's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you whats inside.''
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: ''All the men on this floor are short and plain." the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome."
still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain.''
they still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

on the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome."
the women get all excited and are going in when they realized that there is still onefloor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.

Studio u don come again oh!

COPY DOG!!!

that is Efe's joke!!!

hard to believe, lol , walahi that joke don dey with me tey tey

Yea i read it in efe's write up

what can i say? , lol

well. me and her na one so no shaking u know

but i nor know she don first post this joke. serious

Women like to dey taste all d stilwaters

God dey sha!

Cool jokes, Studio, keep it up.

na waa ooo

copy cat

Studio CFR:

what can i say? , lol

THIEF!!

well. me and her na one so no shaking u know

U nor well - abi you dey dream fantasize (again)

but i nor know she don first post this joke. serious

Yeah right - tell it to the birds. Shame nor go let u admit say fellow nlanders don catch you out!!

Cool jokez man
keep 'em up!

3 observations so far and counting. . .

you for just copy thief the 2nd one join am too - wives store

My joke mr stud - not yours!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-489330.0.html#msg6491965

Hint: next time u wan copy pessin joke, at least try to make your editing a bit more plausible!

no mind am jare!

d guy na coconut head - very empty one at that!

Babes you're so right. . .

I nor go even waste my breath on that 1 again

Allegation laughable - some people dey yarn dust as if na dem siddon with biro and write the joke themself.

^^ Stud but you learn from me abi??

Na talk true and put the devil to shame!!

wetin I nor understand na how man go downgrade imself - go thief woman swaggz. . .

Mehn, when handshake don dey reach elbow, e don become serious matter.
The only thing dis mango heads sabi na to criticize and tell me wetin i misyarn - the last time i checked, dem sense of humour still dey for ground zero. Lol


I no get time to fumble cuz i no be mugu and dem supposed don know by now sey me and dem no dey for the same level. Originality speaks for me - mother tongue never disappoint me before - and oneday i go win Grammy with my lyrical and street credibility. No be mouth.

<yawns>

u never talk finish - trust me, e go tire you. . .

Studio CFR:

Allegation laughable - some people dey yarn dust as if na dem siddon with biro and write the joke themself.

Sledge wetin u just do?

I dey wink na afterall u don catch all of dem copycat writers paster wen go come dey collect credit dey look for "nice one", "good joke", "nice post" and the likes of am.

Now "stay on topic" abi nor be so dem dey yarn? Rubbish!!!

Dat ur YM nor dey active at all.

mehn, reduce your cuss oh, before dem ban you.

what do u mean by YM?

I nor dey cuss so I nor dey worried about banana. I only dey speak language and if my language nor good, na for me and spambot to worry.

YM na Yahoo Messenger

Oh sorry brother - next time ok.
Abeg sledge, i no want dem to ban u ok

Thanks mahn

You know wen fun nor dey for something again, you go dey lose interest sort of notwithstanding, I'll let am slide.

How ya side

I'm gud bro. How u dey? I bin think sey dem ban u

My dear na u no go school tehehehe
Long time

See as the poster dey use this useless thread take promote idle conversation - nothing related to the so-called joke

Arcani:

Studio, I fink say you go school sef,

You see? If na Efe talk am - dem go say I dey biff the guy

Stud after nearly 3 months see wetin u come drop 4 the Jokes Section give us!!

I don tell u say go learn from OJ & Co. otherwise na apprentice level you go remain. . .

**A word is enough for the wise**

Lol - bad advice. Leave me the way i dey - when time reach, we go know who be who.

My joke funny, make sense or not how e take be some people business.

anything you paste in the Jokes Section is open to critism

Good or bad - you gotta take it

na post sumtin fresh, sumtin original and sumtin funny man!!

Gives us jokes - not dry gist. . .

Dis joke still fresh teacher - all u sabi na to criticise and tell me how i misyarn for my joke.
Enemy of joy - lol