YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE WHEN

~ Chief is inside the car with the glasses windup, armed
robbers attack and shoot at chief,the bullets won't break
the glass but will kill chief inside the car.
How come ??

~ A man shoots himself on the head 3
times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?

~ RMD remembering when he was still 7 years old as far
back as 1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of
him....... Chinekeee!!!!

~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food.
She stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all parts of
the meal and then she tastes it.
Zack Orji dies while she survives. Nawaa oo

~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign
board "Vote for Goodluck" Hmmmm

~ A 7year old character is washing plates and he suddenly
becomes an adult in his 20's stillwashing the same plates
and wearing the same trousers...

~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering in the
village and has to do serious farm work to survive, only for
you to see that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic
nails and painted crimson red.

~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet has
tattoos on her body. :

~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit comes back
wearing afro... Na wetin?

~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her husband, then
she opens her food cabinet and brings out the substance.
Is poison part of cooking ingredients?

~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood start coming out
from your nose.

~ John Okafor(Ibu) is the father of Nkem Owoh.. Biko who
is older?

~ You must cough before you die...?

Lolololollllll

U go knw say na 9ja film, if smoke dey comot 4 gun mouth.if advert plenty pass film

AKPOS AND FATHER-IN-LAW

Father-In-Law: Young man, u’re
coming to seek my daughter’s
hand in marriage and u’re
chewing gum. That’s a sign of
disrespect!

Akpos : Sir, I only chew gum
when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law: You mean u drink
&smoke and u’re here to
seek my daughter’s hand in
marriage?

Akpos: Sir I only drink &smoke when I go to
the club.

Father-In-Law: U club too?

Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started
clubbing when I came out of
prison.

Father-In-Law: U’ve also been in
prison before? Oh my God! so u are an ex-
convict?

Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail
when I killed somebody!!

Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re a
murderer

Akpos: Sir, it happened out of
anger. It was a certain man that
didn’t allow me marry his
daughter so I killed him.

Father-In-Law:what U are highly
welcome my son. U are on the
right track. U’re absolutely the
right man for my daughter .

NOW THIS ONE IS FAMOUS

A man was driving along Asaba express road. He sited a huge bush meat hanging on a stick and decided to buy it. He stopped and priced; Madam, how much is your bush meat?. The woman replied; Oga na N7000. The man exclaimed; Haba madam, e too cost na, how much you go sell am last?. The woman said; Oga, bring 6,500. The man then said; Ok, go put am for inside my boot. The woman went behind the car saying in her mind; If this man open the boot, i go drop the bush meat for ground go collect my money.
Immediately the boot was open, the woman put the bush meat on the ground and closed the boot without putting the bush meat inside, the man speed off without paying the woman.

;DWhen wayo man die,na wayo man bury am. Good one,poster! It does rock.