[b]1. are you an SHS dropout? if yes, "good"

2. is your favorite cuisine " Gari mixed with beans..with another soaked gari on the side?" if yes, "good"

3. When you go to your village to see your mom, dad and grandparents, instead of speaking your local language do you force everyone to listen to you speak "Kings English" so look like a big shot? if yes, "good"

4. Do you get upset easily or even get angry when everyone doesn't angry with you? if yes, "good"

5. "this one is important" Do you give people advice you yourself would never take? if yes, "good"

6. do you have a facebook relationship? a tweeter relationship? Nairaland relationship even myspace relationship? but you dont actually have a real relationship? if yes, good.

Those are the primary qualifications to be a Nairaland Moderator...you must mark all of them or you are not qualify...if you marked them all....then you be patient you will eventually get the position......[/b]

Hi. Did you just clock age 2?

SHS?