FEMALES ARE SPECIAL CREATURES
POINT SYSTEM USED BY LADIES IN
EVALUATING THEIR MEN.(FUN)
SIMPLE DUTIES
~ You make the bed (+1)
~ You make the bed, but forget
the decorative pillow (0)
~ You throw the bedspread over
rumpled sheets (-1)
~ You go out to buy her what she
wants (+5)
~ In the rain (+
~ But return with Beer (-5)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise at night (0)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise, and it is nothing (0)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise and it is something (+5)
~ You pummel it with iron rod
(+10)
~ It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
~ You stay by her side the entire
party (0)
~ You stay by her side for a while,
then leave to chat with a college
buddy (-2)
~ Named Tina (-4)
~ Tina is a dancer (-10)
HER BIRTHDAY
~ You take her out to dinner (0)
~ You take her out to dinner and
it's not a sports bar (+1)
~ Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
~ And it's all-you-can- eat night
(-3)
~ It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-
eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite football
club (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
~ You take her to a movie (+2)
~ You take her to a movie she
likes (+4)
~ You take her to a movie you
hate (+6)
~ You take her to a movie you like
(-2)
~ It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
~ You lied and said it was a
foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly (-15)
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly and exercise to get rid of
it (+10)
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly and resort to baggy jeans
and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
~You say, "It doesn't matter, you
have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
~ She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
[Yes, you LOSE points no matter
WHAT]
~ You hesitate in responding (-10)
~ You reply, "Where?" (-35)
~ Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
~ When she wants to talk about a
problem , you listen, displaying
what looks like a concerned _____
expression (0)
~ You listen, for over 30 minutes
(+50)
~ You listen for more than 30
minutes without looking at the TV
(+500)
~ She realizes this is because you
have fallen asleep (-10000)
TRUE OR FALSE?

funny..... true sha

hahahahaha lol

*sighs*

too long. got bored

Old, stale and still boring

All women are not d same. Mine is different

Exponental: All women are not d same. Mine is different

She can't be absolutely different.

Hahahaha so on point, but the pot belly? Hmmm dat one......