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20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 8:19pm On Feb 27, 2013
1.a bad frnd is sum1 who farts n blames on u.
2.a bad frnd is sum1 who wakes u up at midnyt n take ur sleepin tablets.
3.is sum1 who plays Tonto Dike tracks in his byday.
4.is sum1 who writes ur name in d list of noise makers.
5.is sum1 who spends 5yrs in d states n eventualy brings u 1shit.
6.is sum1 who dosent suport chelsea fc.
7.is sum1 who intentionally gets pregnant jst 2 tie u down.
8.is sum1 who luks lyk BANCE.
9.is sum who dosent hv condom wen u xtremly Hot.
10.is sum1 who asks u 2 hlp put on her bra bt neva let's u touch her b**bs.
11.is sum1 who ask 4 transport fare at d 1st date.
12.is sum1 who covas his/her answer script in d exam hall.
13.is sum1 who xchange his dead laptop charger 4 ur workin one.
14.is sum1 who want 2 hlp u blow d speck in ur eyes jst afta eatin suya.
15.is sum1 who only visit wen u r cukin.
16.is sum1 who only comment/quote u wen u gbagaun.
17.is sum1 who borrows money 4rm u n travels abroad d nxt day.
18.is sum1 who uses weed 2 cuk beans n invites u 2 cum ova 2 eat.
19.is sum1 who directs sum1 u r owing 2 ur house.
20.is sum1 who caught ur gf/wife cheatin n refused 2 tel u....

U cn add urs!
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by ovalrose(f): 9:30am On Feb 28, 2013
Wooo!! I like this.
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 6:27am On Mar 03, 2013
ovalrose: Wooo!! I like this.
tnx hw fr?
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Nobody: 10:52am On Mar 03, 2013
Most of the Notions u've got up there are ur Opinion am sure - Cos i really enjoyed having friends who would write my name on the List of NoiseMakers, it presents me the Chance to beat him up after School! cheesy
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by BAKAM1: 2:49pm On Mar 03, 2013
Nice one dre
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 12:03pm On Mar 04, 2013
El Guapo: Most of the Notions u've got up there are ur Opinion am sure - Cos i really enjoyed having friends who would write my name on the List of NoiseMakers, it presents me the Chance to beat him up after School! cheesy
lol bt no try am 4 military sch wey i go
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 12:03pm On Mar 04, 2013
BAKAM1: Nice one dre
tanx
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Nobody: 12:32pm On Mar 04, 2013
Adufaye: lol bt no try am 4 military sch wey i go

I will try cheesy
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by mydex93(f): 2:00pm On Mar 04, 2013
Adufaye: 1.a bad frnd is sum1 who farts n blames on u.
2.a bad frnd is sum1 who wakes u up at midnyt n take ur sleepin tablets.
3.is sum1 who plays Tonto Dike tracks in his byday.
4.is sum1 who writes ur name in d list of noise makers.
5.is sum1 who spends 5yrs in d states n eventualy brings u 1shit.
6.is sum1 who dosent suport chelsea fc.
7.is sum1 who intentionally gets pregnant jst 2 tie u down.
8.is sum1 who luks lyk BANCE.
9.is sum who dosent hv condom wen u xtremly Hot.
10.is sum1 who asks u 2 hlp put on her bra bt neva let's u touch her b**bs.
11.is sum1 who ask 4 transport fare at d 1st date.
12.is sum1 who covas his/her answer script in d exam hall.
13.is sum1 who xchange his dead laptop charger 4 ur workin one.
14.is sum1 who want 2 hlp u blow d speck in ur eyes jst afta eatin suya.
15.is sum1 who only visit wen u r cukin.
16.is sum1 who only comment/quote u wen u gbagaun.
17.is sum1 who borrows money 4rm u n travels abroad d nxt day.
18.is sum1 who uses weed 2 cuk beans n invites u 2 cum ova 2 eat.
19.is sum1 who directs sum1 u r owing 2 ur house.
20.is sum1 who caught ur gf/wife cheatin n refused 2 tel u....

U cn add urs!
very irritating peice
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2013
El Guapo:

I will try cheesy
e b lyk say u wan frog jump reach navy gate grin
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2013
mydex93: very irritating peice
na u no write ur own
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Nobody: 12:02am On Mar 05, 2013
Crap!
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 6:59am On Mar 05, 2013
booqee: Crap!
sori
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Goddson(m): 7:35am On Mar 05, 2013
(20 ways of a bad friend)---when you upload dry jokes like this that makes one dizzy...its just like watching a chelsea match...wey bed(yawns)

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