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20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 8:19pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
1.a bad frnd is sum1 who farts n blames on u. 2.a bad frnd is sum1 who wakes u up at midnyt n take ur sleepin tablets. 3.is sum1 who plays Tonto Dike tracks in his byday. 4.is sum1 who writes ur name in d list of noise makers. 5.is sum1 who spends 5yrs in d states n eventualy brings u 1shit. 6.is sum1 who dosent suport chelsea fc. 7.is sum1 who intentionally gets pregnant jst 2 tie u down. 8.is sum1 who luks lyk BANCE. 9.is sum who dosent hv condom wen u xtremly Hot. 10.is sum1 who asks u 2 hlp put on her bra bt neva let's u touch her b**bs. 11.is sum1 who ask 4 transport fare at d 1st date. 12.is sum1 who covas his/her answer script in d exam hall. 13.is sum1 who xchange his dead laptop charger 4 ur workin one. 14.is sum1 who want 2 hlp u blow d speck in ur eyes jst afta eatin suya. 15.is sum1 who only visit wen u r cukin. 16.is sum1 who only comment/quote u wen u gbagaun. 17.is sum1 who borrows money 4rm u n travels abroad d nxt day. 18.is sum1 who uses weed 2 cuk beans n invites u 2 cum ova 2 eat. 19.is sum1 who directs sum1 u r owing 2 ur house. 20.is sum1 who caught ur gf/wife cheatin n refused 2 tel u.... U cn add urs! |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by ovalrose(f): 9:30am On Feb 28, 2013 |
Wooo!! I like this. |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 6:27am On Mar 03, 2013 |
ovalrose: Wooo!! I like this.tnx hw fr? |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Nobody: 10:52am On Mar 03, 2013 |
Most of the Notions u've got up there are ur Opinion am sure - Cos i really enjoyed having friends who would write my name on the List of NoiseMakers, it presents me the Chance to beat him up after School! |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by BAKAM1: 2:49pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Nice one dre |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 12:03pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
El Guapo: Most of the Notions u've got up there are ur Opinion am sure - Cos i really enjoyed having friends who would write my name on the List of NoiseMakers, it presents me the Chance to beat him up after School!lol bt no try am 4 military sch wey i go |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 12:03pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
BAKAM1: Nice one dretanx |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Nobody: 12:32pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
Adufaye: lol bt no try am 4 military sch wey i go I will try |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by mydex93(f): 2:00pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
Adufaye: 1.a bad frnd is sum1 who farts n blames on u.very irritating peice |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
El Guapo:e b lyk say u wan frog jump reach navy gate |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
mydex93: very irritating peicena u no write ur own |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Nobody: 12:02am On Mar 05, 2013 |
Crap! |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Adufaye(m): 6:59am On Mar 05, 2013 |
booqee: Crap!sori |
Re: 20 Ways Of A Bad Friend by Nobody: 7:35am On Mar 05, 2013 |
(20 ways of a bad friend)---when you upload dry jokes like this that makes one dizzy...its just like watching a chelsea match...wey bed(yawns) |
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