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The Newbie by SaxGirl(op): 4:26am On Feb 28, 2013
Hello People, This is my first time posting on this forum. I randomly started craving food at 3am so got off my bed to cook. While I was waiting for the stew to fry, some words came to my mind and I decided to share it on here and find out what you think (Constructive criticism is appreciated). I hope I haven't broken any of the rules by starting a new topic, I wasn't sure if I should post it under 'poems that tell a story' or not but please read and comment smiley

The Omo Pastor has changed her ways
The Omo Pastor has gone astray
The Omo Pastor now masturbates
All because of a few bad grades

She stays in bed all day
And doesn’t bother to pray
Hope this doesn’t last till May
All the fault of a few bad grades

She wanted to make her Parents Proud
So proud that they’ll scream out loud
But they didn’t utter a positive sound
All the fault of a few bad grades

Now I’m sure that you all hoped
The Omo Pastor somehow coped
But then she got hooked on Coke
All the fault of a Few Bad grades

When you see her out in town
You’ll probably never see her frown
Cuz she hides the fact that she’s down
All the fault of a few bad grades

Fast forward 5 months down the line
And she smiles in her graduation gown
She had survived the trying time
Which was all the fault of a few bad grades
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