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Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by DrDoGood1(m): 6:13am On Mar 02, 2013 |
There was this Iya Ala-Amala (amala seller) with fat and bulky shape, it seems the husband hasn’t been working on the woman very well (as in wire) may be because of her shape. The woman met one Igbo guy that wire hell out of the woman’s head so the woman was very impress, she thank the guy and started abusing the husband. It goes like this, as the guy was busy wiring, the woman was busy praising him and causing the husband. Omo Igbo: ifa.ifa ifa ifa ifa, e de sweet u? make I do am fast fast or slow slow? Iya Ala-Amala: Omo Igbo ose…o (Omo Igbo thank u oh), Oti ba mi se ise la arami dada (u have realy help me to work on my body), Oko mi ko mo ise se dada ( my husband don’t know how to work very well), Oko mi oloriburuku ni (my husband head in not normal), Oko mi otiya were ni (my husband is mad), Oko mi ko lagbara ni (my husband doesn’t have power), Oko mi elewon ni (my husband is a prisoner), And since that day Omo Igbo is busy eating free food in the canteen and also eating the other free food, I mean the kpunani. Lol. Pls pardon my Yoruba spellings. |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by FXKing2012(m): 6:26am On Mar 02, 2013 |
And this is supposed to be a joke? As in....we are supposed to laugh at this? Seriously!? . 3 Likes |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by DrDoGood1(m): 6:28am On Mar 02, 2013 |
dem force u to open the tread ni, u are suppose to cry, anufia, |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Jaideyone(m): 7:02am On Mar 02, 2013 |
someone should switch on the halogen light. I've been using a torch to look for the joke and i still can't find it. Maybe the halogen will help Where's the phucking joke R*tard 2 Likes |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by thazz(m): 7:22am On Mar 02, 2013 |
30 seconds wasted 1 Like |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by FXKing2012(m): 7:36am On Mar 02, 2013 |
Dr. Do Good:What a waste of life. |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Laitesmart(m): 9:52am On Mar 02, 2013 |
You could have warned me b4 i ventured into dis thread... Waste of mb, battery, space, time, blood and life... Mtchew! |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Pwidy: 2:05pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
WTF...*hiss* |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by caitlyn: 8:26pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
rubbish |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Lolaabokoku(f): 8:26pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
Arrant nonsense |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by DrDoGood1(m): 9:25pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
t-hazz:Send ur account No. let me wire u some cash, poor you. FXKing2012:You need a life. Laitesmart: You could have warned me b4 i ventured into dis thread... Waste of mb, battery, space, time, blood and life... Mtchew!....waste of blood and life, meaning you now late or what. |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Laitesmart(m): 12:59pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Dr. Do Good:Does the fact that u are injured signify death? Dont be a simpleton. |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by babarazy: 6:07pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Junk! |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by DrDoGood1(m): 8:04pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Laitesmart: What do u understand by waste of blood and life? u need to visit Yaba left. That is were ur cure is. |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by roughneck: 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
Reta.rd |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Darelord(m): 4:19pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
Nitwit speech[font[color=#006600][/color] |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Laitesmart(m): 6:23pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
Numskull |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by dave69kg: 12:21pm On Mar 07, 2013 |
who crack dis? is this a joke or story |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by DrDoGood1(m): 2:07pm On Mar 07, 2013 |
dave69kg: who crack dis? is this a joke or storyWhat do you think it is? You this mother fvcker. |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by DrDoGood1(m): 2:09pm On Mar 07, 2013 |
Laitesmart: NumskullYou dont have any other option than to have your head examine. |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by Monjerk: 7:46pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Shit on top the tread and take off one time |
Re: Omo Igbo And Iya Ala-amala by queendiva: 9:10pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Like seriously is nt funny |
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